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Whew! That sure was an extended nap I took. Well, I woke up a few days ago but I didn't really have anything of substance to say. There were a ton of kids running around, but I guess that is supposed to be normal here? Strange things happening?

[She has had to let go a little, she knows this isn't normal. She doesn't like it either. This entire place still really made absolutely zero sense to her. She could have a lot to say to Jake, Roxy, and Dirk. The living room was a little untidy when she finally decided to rise again. But that wasn't really anything of importance and she could have scolded them directly. But no! What she has to say is a bit more important. She fixtes her SFC camera so it's facing the pile of goodies on the counter.[]

I have jars of cookie mix just laying around. I meant to hand them out around the holidays but never got the chance. They come with instructions and only require about three extra ingredients not in the jar. If you would like one please contact me, and I would be happy to take it out to you.

[One last question...]

Golly. There is one more thing befuddling my noggin! About that "extended nap" [air quotes] I took. Is that normal? Normally people don't sleep for more than a week. [This is the week Jane starts to question the "normality" of Vatheon...]

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[Video]

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

Considering not many people seem surprised the events of last week even happened? Yeah, I'd think that would be "normal."

Maybe you were late to wake up.

[A small pause.]

If you don't mind, then I'll take a jar off your hands.

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[Oh, she hasn't met this fellow.]

Well, I think I woke up at the tail end of it. I still don't see how that is "normal".

Well, from the date I last remember to today. I would have slept eighteen entire days?

[A grin.]

Do you have a preference? I have chocolate chip, oatmeal, and peanut butter.

[Video]

[cawcawmthrfckrs]

With everyone saying it happens a lot, including my own brother, I kinda take it as "normal for Vatheon."

Then you're really fucking late.

[Damn youuuuuuu, his weakness is cookies.]

Oatmeal. Only cookie I can make where you can't just take one.

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Yeah, late. I'll say so.

[Unsuuuuuuure. She really hates being unsure. She won't exactly call Davesprite normal either. He's...orange.]

Would you like one or two jars then? I have lots of oatmeal.

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[cawcawmthrfckrs]

[Orange and feathery and ghosty, oh my.]

...Two. You're a temptress.

[A beat.]

I'm Davesprite.

[oceanbreasts]

[ Yeah no fuck that talking over the SFC noise, Roxy's totally just chillaxing in your room with you. Because you're awake now and that's what bros do. ]

Dirk fell asleep like that for a while. I hid his glasses on him and made him drink with me to get 'em back.

[ Casually rearranging Jane's closet... ]

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[Yes totally they were hanging in her room after she got video shots of those cookie jars. She doesn't really mind Roxy rearranging the closet either.]

Well, I suppose it's a good thing you didn't take any of my stuff!

[She smiles though. She loves Roxy to death, really.]

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[ Shhhhhh this happens after the video gosh Jane. ]

Nah I wouldn't do that to you, Janey. It was funny as shit taking them from him, though. He basically knew where they were but refused to go find him.

[ brief pause as she looks up ]

Drew dicks on his face, too.

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[SHHHHH.]

Maybe he was just playing along with you? Who knows. He is fairly tolerant of our actions.

[okay, YOU MADE HER LAUGH.]

That is a knee slapper, a fine prank.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

Is... that supposed to be normal here?

[This entire place is a giant migraine to get used to. Coulson can't make heads or tails of what is or isn't outside the norm here.]

How extended a nap?

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[She kind of shrugs.] I don't know what is normal here.

I slept for exactly eighteen days.

[notmyfirstrodeo]

I don't either. In the slightest.

[He blinks.] Do you... do that often?

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I see it like this! I wouldn't consider anything here normal, because it isn't my personal normal.

[She shakes her head.] Not that I recall!

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[420]

Totally motherfuckin' normal. Nothing what you gotta go get your worrying on at to. If it happens, it happens, and if it motherfuckin' don't, it don't, you dig?

[Hey Jane, guess who.]

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[overbiterestart]

[Is that? ._. Oh no. It can't be but it probably is. Is that...her "guide"? This is one skeevy fellow and she is not sure how to feel about him at all.]

Right..well it happened. So there is definitely not a thing I can do about it at this point. It would be fighting a losing battle. I certainly "dig".

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[420]

[Sure as fuck is. Though considering his own canon point he doesn't know anything about that yet.

And he doesn't have comfy panties with bulbous jutting fronts. It is for the best, really.]

Yeah, that's the motherfuckin' spirit what you gotta have at this shit, sister! Can't all be about to changing it, so why you gotta fuckin' worry, right? If it be some manner of fuckin' comforting, I done been here for ages, and I ain't ever all lay hear on it doing any motherfucker ill.

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[Well if he doesn't know then she sure as sugar won't be bringing it up. Nope nope nope. She does not want potions- no.

It is really for the best. Perhaps from his current canon point they could even be friends.]

Gracious.

[Gamzee has quite a mouth on him and Jane has to take a moment to process all of that because wow she though Dirk was bad. No Gamzee tops him.]

Thank you kindly for the words of encouragement. I suppose I was fretting over no big deal. I can say I've slept better than I;ve ever slept before!

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[toheirishuman]

[Thanks to his little plaza escapades last friday, John's come down with a cold. To spare Jane having to deal with the snot and coughing, he's sticking to text.]

you too, huh?
last i remember, it was the day after christmas.
suddenly it's january 21st. i don't know how common the naps are, but they happen sometimes.totally normal. so is the whole suddenly kids thing.
just another typical week in vatheon, don't worry.

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[.....Does he need soup. She will bring him soup.]

Yeah. I slept for so long I son't really understand why. I suppose I was really tired? Someone had to have been keeping me asleep.
I'll try not to worry.

[guess who is still worrying....]

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[toheirishuman]

[He might...]

i wish i had an answer for you but i'm not sure why it happens either. but yeah, totally not worth worrying about.

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[She needs to visit the Villa more often anyways....]

It is another one of those mysteries that we were just not meant to find out it seems.

I guess I can't complain, I feel refreshed.

[Video]

[shippingmath]

[Unlike Roxy, Dirk isn't going to do his interaction in person. Mostly because he's out in the garage repairing things that got destroyed by one of his Christmas 'presents,' and walking up to Jane's room is obviously too much effort.]

Oh, you're awake. Yeah, the nap thing is normal. It happened to me for like a week, Roxy took shameless advantage of it.

[Video]

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[That's fine. Though she knows where Dirk is and may accompany him later in this conversation.]

I can say I've slept well! Though it was a largely unnecessary nap. [She giggles. Because Roxy told her about that.] How are you?

[Video]

[shippingmath]

[She may need to, if he gets distracted by robots too often. He really isn't as good at multitasking as he thinks he is.]

They all are. At least you didn't just disappear and come back, that's happened before too.

I'm glad that curse is finally over. Being a kid again sucked.

[Video]

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I didn't see you as a child, but I certainly got to spend a little quality time with John.

[she gives that thought some consideration.]

Have you really left and came back? Was that someone else?