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[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ Evening, Network. It's been awhile since you've seen this kid on the network, but here he is. The video starts with him trying to adjust the communicator on the coffee table in the living room of his residence, though it falls over and there's an obvious "aw devilshits" in the darkness.
Ok, try again.
Looks like we're being picked up again and we see two curious green eyes behind thick, rectangular glasses. He sets the communicator up on a hard surface again and then steps back, muttering something incoherent to himself before he steps back and adjusts himself a little.

This is Jake. This is Jake with his hair actually combed and his face free from dirt and bruises. He's a bit over dressed for the communicator, wearing this. Just where the hell did he get that anyway?

The teen shuffles back against the living room sofa, the area brightened up by a mere lamp. Then, he lounges, crossing one ankle over the other and we see he's still wearing his combat boots. What a nerd. ]</sub>

Greetings fellow residents. Uhmm.

_{[ Oh wait. He's pulling out a piece of paper now. It's obvious he's shaking by the way he's holding it and he reads off of it. ]}

If I am not terribly mistaken, the holiday known as Valentine's Day is coming up within a duo weeks, and it would be my greatest honor to escort an individual on this day. It is absolutely peachy if you want this not to be anything too, uhm, forward on the romancing spectrum, but rather just one of comradery, especially if I am unacquainted with you.

_{[ A deep breath. He withdraws from his pocket a handkerchief and paps his face down a little. He lowers the paper and looks at the camera. ]}

I've never celebrated Valentine's Day, so, uhhhhhh. I don't want to be alone for this holiday. And while friends and what have you are absolutely splendid, it is customary to have a specific date if I am understanding correctly. I guess.. that's it? I'm asking in advance so may chance we can get to know each other first, or plan accordingly on schedule. I'll make sure to take care of the dinner one way or another!

_{[ He'll be spearing fishes and preparing it that way, jsyk. ]}

Uhhh, shoo. Well, thanks.

<sub>[ /end personal advertisement. He'll reach way over and click the communicator off. ]

[ Action available for room mates! ]</sub>

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[unconchonable]

[And after a second to try and sort any of that out, because wow that's a lot of bullshit he didn't care to hear.]






Okay first off, I don't giwe a biltherin' FUCK about any a that, or your petty romance problems. I got a moirail to talk these sorts a things out with, and surprise surprise, she ain't you. HOW-FUCKIN'-EWER. Erisolsprite. Like, as in, Sollux an' me?

[A pause as he tries to digest this information.]

You better be fuckin' lyin' about that.

[So help him, he better be lying.]

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[kringlefuck]

Ahhh, a moorail! I remember you would talk about those sort of woes with.. Feefairy? Feferi? And then you would say how you loved her completely on both halves and it was actually rather sad. I felt really bad for you.
But then you would come back with a fuck you and it would just get me laughing!

And, uhh, I think Sollux sort of rings a bell.
You had a lisp!

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[unconchonable]

[Mortified. That's a good word for what he's feeling right now. And here he thought going back to his own death was bad, but nope. This by far trumps it.]










No... No, fuck you, fuck this. I don't want to hear any fuckin' more a this delusional claptrap! Shut your fuckin' mouth right fuckin' NOW!

[THIS HAS TO BE FAKE THIS CAN'T BE TRUE NO THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN ANY DEATH!!!!!]

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Jake looks a bit concerned, if not alarmed at first. ]}

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Then he starts giggling. ]}

Oh gosh! I missed you so much.

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[unconchonable]

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHIN'?

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER. ]}

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[unconchonable]

[HELLA RUDE!!!! He is just grinding his fangs in anger right now.]

Will you STOP? Are you completely fuckin' retarded or somethin'?!

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[unconchonable]

[He lets out an aggravated sound--before he realizes something.]





Wait a fuckin' minute. How exactly did me an' Sol end up in a sprite?

[because... He should just be dead on the meteor....]

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[kringlefuck]

I don't know. Umm. Maybe I can remember if I think hard..

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[unconchonable]

You BETTER fuckin' remember, or I'll come find you and make you remember.

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[kringlefuck]

How so?
I would like to remember a lot of things.

_{[ /facepalm. ]}

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[unconchonable]

I'll beat the memory back into your filthy fuckin' think pan.

[THIS IS NOT THE FACE OF A TROLL JOKING AROUND, JAKE.]

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[kringlefuck]

_{[ Here is a weird reaction.
He gets starry eyed. ]}

You fisticuff!?

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[unconchonable]

Fisti-what?

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[kringlefuck]

Fighting! Wrestling! You want to engage in that?
Good god, I've been aching for a fight for weeks!

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[unconchonable]

[WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS HUMAN?????]

I--this... You're not supposed to enjoy it, you pan-stunted dirtscrapper! Just--TELL ME WHO IS RESPONSIBLE!

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[kringlefuck]

If I tell you, may we wrassle for sport?

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[unconchonable]

[He's just going to stare for a looooong while.]

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[unconchonable]

... Fine, just fuckin' tell me.

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[kringlefuck]

Okay, okay.






Let me try to remember here.







Uhmmmm....

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[unconchonable]

[THE FLATTEST LOOK. Jake you better remember or your BESTIE ain't doing shit for you.]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux has been popcorning furiously at all of this (though seriously WTF is with this human and he wants to know about the sprite thing just as much as Eridan does), but he just can't hold back any longer.

He is laughing his ass off over here, Eridan and Jake. Enjoy]

Your fucking face!

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[unconchonable]

[Goddamnit Sollux!]

Shut the fuck up! You're only not appalled at this whole mess because bein' fused with me would be a fuckin' improwement! Not to mention a goddamn honor!

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[kringlefuck]

I remember he would talk about somebody... uhhhhh.

G...
Hmm..
Gam..

_{[ A beat. ]}
Gamtree? Gambee? Gumbi?
Haha, I don't know!