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caughtinanetwork2013-02-01 09:04 pm
kringlefuck) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-02-01 09:04 pm
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003 ☠ video/action
[ Evening, Network. It's been awhile since you've seen this kid on the network, but here he is. The video starts with him trying to adjust the communicator on the coffee table in the living room of his residence, though it falls over and there's an obvious "aw devilshits" in the darkness.
Ok, try again.
Looks like we're being picked up again and we see two curious green eyes behind thick, rectangular glasses. He sets the communicator up on a hard surface again and then steps back, muttering something incoherent to himself before he steps back and adjusts himself a little.
This is Jake. This is Jake with his hair actually combed and his face free from dirt and bruises. He's a bit over dressed for the communicator, wearing this. Just where the hell did he get that anyway?
The teen shuffles back against the living room sofa, the area brightened up by a mere lamp. Then, he lounges, crossing one ankle over the other and we see he's still wearing his combat boots. What a nerd. ]
Greetings fellow residents. Uhmm.
[ Oh wait. He's pulling out a piece of paper now. It's obvious he's shaking by the way he's holding it and he reads off of it. ]
If I am not terribly mistaken, the holiday known as Valentine's Day is coming up within a duo weeks, and it would be my greatest honor to escort an individual on this day. It is absolutely peachy if you want this not to be anything too, uhm, forward on the romancing spectrum, but rather just one of comradery, especially if I am unacquainted with you.
[ A deep breath. He withdraws from his pocket a handkerchief and paps his face down a little. He lowers the paper and looks at the camera. ]
I've never celebrated Valentine's Day, so, uhhhhhh. I don't want to be alone for this holiday. And while friends and what have you are absolutely splendid, it is customary to have a specific date if I am understanding correctly. I guess.. that's it? I'm asking in advance so may chance we can get to know each other first, or plan accordingly on schedule. I'll make sure to take care of the dinner one way or another!
[ He'll be spearing fishes and preparing it that way, jsyk. ]
Uhhh, shoo. Well, thanks.
[ /end personal advertisement. He'll reach way over and click the communicator off. ]
[ Action available for room mates! ]
Ok, try again.
Looks like we're being picked up again and we see two curious green eyes behind thick, rectangular glasses. He sets the communicator up on a hard surface again and then steps back, muttering something incoherent to himself before he steps back and adjusts himself a little.
This is Jake. This is Jake with his hair actually combed and his face free from dirt and bruises. He's a bit over dressed for the communicator, wearing this. Just where the hell did he get that anyway?
The teen shuffles back against the living room sofa, the area brightened up by a mere lamp. Then, he lounges, crossing one ankle over the other and we see he's still wearing his combat boots. What a nerd. ]
Greetings fellow residents. Uhmm.
[ Oh wait. He's pulling out a piece of paper now. It's obvious he's shaking by the way he's holding it and he reads off of it. ]
If I am not terribly mistaken, the holiday known as Valentine's Day is coming up within a duo weeks, and it would be my greatest honor to escort an individual on this day. It is absolutely peachy if you want this not to be anything too, uhm, forward on the romancing spectrum, but rather just one of comradery, especially if I am unacquainted with you.
[ A deep breath. He withdraws from his pocket a handkerchief and paps his face down a little. He lowers the paper and looks at the camera. ]
I've never celebrated Valentine's Day, so, uhhhhhh. I don't want to be alone for this holiday. And while friends and what have you are absolutely splendid, it is customary to have a specific date if I am understanding correctly. I guess.. that's it? I'm asking in advance so may chance we can get to know each other first, or plan accordingly on schedule. I'll make sure to take care of the dinner one way or another!
[ He'll be spearing fishes and preparing it that way, jsyk. ]
Uhhh, shoo. Well, thanks.
[ /end personal advertisement. He'll reach way over and click the communicator off. ]
[ Action available for room mates! ]
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[If only she knew about Jane and Dirk's feelings, that might give her second thoughts. As it stands, she has no remorse.]
If anything, I'm doing you a favor by being honest with you.
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I'm not sure if it helped too much, but it's pleasant to know there are people who don't lie in the world.
I haven't met anybody who does, but I hear it's not the greatest experience.
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You really are an idiot, aren't you?
Well, whatever. You're welcome if you're that grateful. And good luck - you're going to need it.
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But you seem to positive it isn't going to happen, I don't think talking about it will change your mind about it and it's a silly thing so argue about so I'v just really been listening to you, m'am.
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[She sounds too surprised to be kind in it, but then, she hasn't been so far.]
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But it's something I'd rather not discuss with somebody who has been taking pride in insulting me so far.
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But how did it happen? You having a--significant other?
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But they were the one who wanted to date me.
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[Asuka shrugs.]
Suit yourself. For all I know they had bad taste, anyway.
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Not anyone in my league. This is what I meant about having natural charm: I got my locker stuffed with love letters regularly, but none of them were worth my time.
[She's actually not lying about that.]
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Jake you troll gsfsdjlk
How dare you! How can you say that?! You rude, mannerless jerk! You're shameless! You're awful! Whoever dated you must have done it out of pity, because there's no way a scumbag like you would get a girlfriend the regular way in a thousand years!
[Click!]
text; i don't think he knows what he's doing
Youre going to need it.
Ps: i am only returning the favor and being honest here since you were so brutally honest to me!
:)
text; this is beautiful even so
And what part of what I said gave you the impression I wanted you to message me anything?
text;
We dated once and we kissed a lot. Our first kiss was so passionate, it caused a volcanic eruption!
But maybe you should try and give somebody your time and day and maybe youll have better luck.
text;
That has to be the fakest story I've ever heard. Volcanoes don't even work that way. Not by half!
And what, you expect me to just lower my standards for whoever comes my way? You don't get it. I have plenty of luck, I'm just waiting for someone I wouldn't hate myself to date. I want someone with charm and humor, someone mature, someone worth my time! If you're seriously going to tell me that's wrong, then you aren't even worth the effort it takes to hit a single one of these keys.
text;
Besides, first kiss was an act of heroism and he almost didn't do it, but anyway. ]
And patient.
Golly. Youre going to have to try and find somebody really patient too!
text; god I love Homestuck
text; its a beautiful thing
Its a good thing you dont want to take me up on my offer. I think i would pull my hair out on just one date with you!
text;
Don't even flatter yourself. If you showed up at my door to invite me out, I'd slam the door in your face!
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Im just being honest as you were to me!
And ah, you would???
With you punch me as well?
text; JAKE FGHGDJSKSJHGL
What are you even talking about? Are you telling me you're that stupid that you wouldn't leave even after I rejected you like that?
text; he's doin his thang
text; say, do you have a plurk? if so, mind if I add you?
text; sure thing! it's kissedstars
text; wooh! sent the request
text; 8)
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