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Zelos Wilder ([personal profile] chosen_gigolo) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-02-02 11:39 pm

Video || They Call Me Doctor Love

[Cue Zelos, sitting on the end of his large bed, a vase of roses to his right on the nightstand and a candle burning behind to his left.]
 
So, ladies and gentlemen of Vatheon, it has come to my attention due to the upswing of network posts having to do with romance that a lot of you are in the need of advice; maybe a guiding hand in your love lives from someone with more experience with the fairer sex, or at a loss for what your man expects during this time of year. 

[He sits back a bit, steepling his fingers with a grin at the camera.] 

Fear not Vatheonites! You've got none other than the Great Zelos Wilder here to dole out advice on anything and everything pertaining to the romantic arts~❤ Don't worry hunnys, your secrets are safe with me~ All comments are filtered so no one'll be the wiser.

[He winks seductively into the feed.]

Don't be shy~ With a little help from me, this could be your best valentine's ever.

[And now to wait for the responses of those seeking his expertise.]
fonmaster: (sweatdrop)

[personal profile] fonmaster 2012-02-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
W-what? Ah, yes, that's right...

[NOOO SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT HIS SECRET LOVE FOR ANISE! Protip, Ion: Everyone already knew.]
fonmaster: (puppydog)

[personal profile] fonmaster 2012-02-04 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, so he knows...]

She didn't, though. I mean, not really... I knew it was going to happen, I could have stopped it. But I also knew that her parents were in danger, and Mohs valued her because I always listened to her.