Video || They Call Me Doctor Love

[chosen_gigolo]

[Cue Zelos, sitting on the end of his large bed, a vase of roses to his right on the nightstand and a candle burning behind to his left.]
 
So, ladies and gentlemen of Vatheon, it has come to my attention due to the upswing of network posts having to do with romance that a lot of you are in the need of advice; maybe a guiding hand in your love lives from someone with more experience with the fairer sex, or at a loss for what your man expects during this time of year. 

[He sits back a bit, steepling his fingers with a grin at the camera.] 

Fear not Vatheonites! You've got none other than the Great Zelos Wilder here to dole out advice on anything and everything pertaining to the romantic arts~❤ Don't worry hunnys, your secrets are safe with me~ All comments are filtered so no one'll be the wiser.

[He winks seductively into the feed.]

Don't be shy~ With a little help from me, this could be your best valentine's ever.

[And now to wait for the responses of those seeking his expertise.]

Comments

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[disastergirl]

If you say so. Still, I think I'm going to pass on the whole thing if it's all the same to you.

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[chosen_gigolo]

Totally up to you, hunny. No one can force ya, after all. Just don't be surprised if you get a little something anyway.

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[disastergirl]

From who? You? Because if that's what you're thinking, I'd prefer it if you didn't.

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[chosen_gigolo]

Don't take it personally, Hunny. I send every lovely lady a little chocolate on Valentines. You'd feel left out if you were the only one who didn't get any, wouldn't you?

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[disastergirl]

Not really. I don't like it when people do nice things for me out of courtesy and nothing else.

[Although 'don't like it' was a mild way of putting it.]

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[chosen_gigolo]

It's not really out of courtesy, it's just something I've always done every year. Humor me, alright? It makes me feel more at home.

[It does, strangely, as much as a part of him hates being an insecure suck up he does still enjoy the smiling faces of everyone on Valentines. He's met some amazing people here already, so unique and vibrant. There's no reason they shouldn't be recognized for it. And even those he's not particularly fond of, or has had no contact with, any holiday away from home is rough, especially if those you care about aren't here. Thus, chocolate for everyone, because everyone deserves it.]

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[disastergirl]

... I like chocolate with nuts in it more than plain chocolate.

[That was about as non-obtuse as she was going to get. To be honest, she wouldn't be completely against the idea of receiving chocolate from someone who wasn't Zelos and having a secret admirer of some kind; she had some appreciation for romance. Would she admit that, though? Hell no.]

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[chosen_gigolo]

Duly noted!

[Yeah, you're getting chocolate whether you want it or not, Jane.]