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vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

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vwhats the lack of rush, chief?
vwait are you telling me that my alternate self is here?
as in the orphaner dualscar?

Not enough motivation at the moment.
Alternate self, huh?
That would be the one. A lot of that group are here.
Your communicator should have a contacts list, bucko.

is there something vwrong? you knowv you can talk to me.
tell me vwhats eating you.
maybe if you did it vwould help vwith the motivwation and vwe could go on that date!

i vwill givwe it a once ovwer.
i cant believwe that guy is actually here.
nevwer thought i vwould get the opportunity to meet him.

Just cozy where I'm at.
A date, huh? There might be someone with a problem with that.
We also just met, bucko. What if I'm part cow and part squid?

The meeting would be interesting. Think you two are near opposites.
Not that it's a bad thing.

i could alvways bring the drinks to you!
and vwho vwould havwe a problem vwith that?
i dont think something like that vwould be able to type, but nice try, haha.
are vwe playing hard to get or vwhat?

howv is he the opposite of me? can you tell me more about him/

Being brought drinks would be great.
My boyfriend would. Normally not for settling down, but he deserves it.
Guess he would be like a matespirit then?
You would be surprised what could type on these.

He's not as open or friendly. Would describe him as cautious.
Can't blame him with the amount of trouble he's seen from here alone.
Least from what I could gather he's seen.

oh.
i see.
the term youre looking for is matesprit.
i vwasnt avware that you had one.
but that doesnt mean vwe cant try for something a little more pale!
vwe could still pail.
unless you vwant something a little more black.
in vwich case vwe could STILL pail.
either vway.
vwhere are you, i vwill be ovwer vwith drinks soon!

oh really? vwowv he sounds kind of like a stick in the mud.
but vwhatevwer it doesnt matter.
i bet hes still pretty fucking cool anyvway.
i mean he IS me after all.

Been half a year now.
It would be weird to put up a disclaimer at the start of a conversation.
Pail?
Oh! I think that
Signless? might have talked about that.
Don't think he would appreciate that much either.
A drink would be fine though.
We'll just have to see how it goes from there.
You should really check out the Host Club when you can.

He is pretty cool. Would be interesting to see you two meet.
Guess I should warn you that the Grand high blood is here.
He's behaving. Been here about a year now.

vwell i GUESS vwe can do 'see vwhere it goes'.
ovwer drinks.
and vwhat the hell is a host club and vwhy vwould i vwant to check it out?

the grand highblood?
vwait isnt he, uh, shit.
uh.
oh yeah isnt he kurlozs ancestor or something?

A host club is a place to meet people, have drinks, or be entertained by the cute staff.

Haven't met Kurloz.
I've seen Gamzee. Goofy little guy with a lot of hair.
GHB is pretty tall and most of his weight is from his hair.

oh vwell that sounds like the tops!
i vwill definitely check it out.

gamzee?
ivwe nevwer met him myself.
im assuming that hes kurlozs ancestor.
one of the only ancestors vwe nevwer really had the chance to meet.

[#the one i nevwer had the chance to hit on]

i vwill keep an eye out for him though!

He is a bit of a special case.
You've met all the others?

vwell, most of them.
some of them vwere, unfortunately, a little too dead to actually meet.
but i am meeting them here, vwich is awvesome.

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