First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

[ohshellno]

k bye

[justnevwerevwen]

its obvwious by this point that youre just jealous!
jealous and bitter because youre in the same boat as me.
vwell.


actually.
vwe really are in the same boat arent vwe?
so vwhy dont vwe vwork together then? you knowv, to put a stop to this matespritship that is obvwiously stupid and not meant to be.
vwhat do you say?

[ohshellno]

im not
your boat is the coddamn titanic ampora
we arent even in the same league

i said no scrod dammit
thats the dumbest thing i ever head get said