First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

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[fulmination]

Do you now? That's certainly the first time I've heard of a troll with that particular mindset.

I don't see the harm in that, actually. You already had my curiosity the moment you said you identified as a human. Not very many species would say that if they come from a proud race like the rest of your kind.

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[justnevwerevwen]

im a one of a kind guy, vwhat can i say?

vwell then should vwe meet up nowv? i think it vwould be fun.
you can help me study all the differences betvween trolls and humans.
it vwould be like science.
vwery fun science.

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[fulmination]

If you insist, Mr. Ampora. I may not be a scientist, but I do hope an alchemist would suffice--Ah, think of it as a human alchemiter, by the way.

Where would you like to meet up?

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[justnevwerevwen]

i think you vwould suffice no matter vwhat you are.
and i also think somvwhere privwate vwould be a good idea.
vhwere is your hivwe?

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[fulmination]

I'm afraid my 'hive' is a bit unavailable at the moment. I could meet you in the lobby of Ikashun and we could go from there if you'd like.

_{[Roomies, yo. Between Vanitas and Pride, he's not sure what would happen.]}

not here

[fullmetalfanboy]

[But Kimblee

he might taste good :D]

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[justnevwerevwen]

sounds great! vwhere can i find ikashun?

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[fulmination]

Just a moment.

_{[Have some directions, Cronus! This is the best idea.]}

There you go.

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[justnevwerevwen]

alright, thanks chief! ill be there as soon as i can.

[He's leaving now and following them directions to the T. Shouldn't take him too long to get there.]

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[fulmination]

I'll see you soon.

<sub>[And as promised, Kimblee will be waiting in the lobby for the newcomer. Thankfully he decided to not dress up as heavily as he normally does, but he's still wearing a scarf.

...Kimblee it is warm enough in the bubble what are you doing.]</sub>