caughtinanetwork | First Pickup Line; Text

Entry tags:

First Pickup Line; Text

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Her Maka Chop is legendary at the Academy, I really wouldn't test her.

[Don't mind Kid; just random Grim Reapers barging into his BFF's conversations.]

Oh. So I take it this is your matesprit, huh?

...N...no. He's just a busybody friend. You don't want to actually see my boyfriend here.

Vwhy vwouldn't I? Maybe I do in fact vwant to see vwhat kind of competition I havwe.

Competition...? There is no competition, come on, don't be dramatic.

Oh but I think you're vwrong! This really IS a competition. So come on, vwhere is he?

...[Okay really.

No.

Not playing this stupid high school game.]

Where are you right now? I'm going to end this.

[By beating the shit out of him.]

Being flushed for Maka would imply a desire to reproduce along with sentiments your kind associates with pity.

Considering such a thing is completely irrelevant to my interests, not to mention genetically impossible seeing as we are an entirely different species--

No, that's just silly.

Edited (oops wrong icon) 2013-03-03 14:30 (UTC)

Vwell then vwhat business is this of yours? I think you should leavwe us to our owvn devwices so that I can convwince her that I'm a totally cool cat that deservwes her lovwe!

As much as I would love to, I simply can't ignore a man or troll with such a hideously disfiguring scar. [Kid, no.] What business do you have, with it resting sloppily to one side!

[Kid... Stop...]

The only thing you deserve is to be sent out with the garbage!

[Why... Why would you do that to him? Don't you think he KNOWS how gross and unattractive it really is? God, how insensitive!]

Shut up! I don't knowv vwhat you're talking about, it adds character! Cats and kittens evweryvwhere think it's totally hot! Unlike... you and your... hair, if you can evwen call it that!

[FATALITY.]

[Mercifully, Kid shuts off his SFC before he manages anything more embarrassing than a choked noise of mortification.

He's just.

Gonna.

Go curl up in bed for a few hours of UTTER DEPRESSION, okay.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

First Pickup Line; Text

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video]

[video] 1/2

2/2