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[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

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[420]

HaHaHhA, gOoD OnE BrO!

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[justnevwerevwen]

vwhy thank you! i vwill be here all vweek. and by that i mean hopefully longer!
nowv tell me, vwould you be the gamzee troll i havwe heard about?
descendant of kurloz?
let me tell you thats just the tops right there.
nice to meet you!

[#lying #kurloz is kind of creepy #but hopefully youre cool]

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[420]

YeAh tHaT'S Me, MoThErFuCkEr.
I GoT Me hAvInG A FeElInG LiKe yOu bE WhAt mY GoOd bRoThEr kUrLoZ Be tO Me eXcEpT To mY DoGg eRiDaN Am i rIgHt?

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[justnevwerevwen]

yep i think that is exactly vwhat i am!
arent temporal and univwersal shenanigans just the most confusing thing evwer?
except they lead to meetings like this, so i really cant complain.
its nice to meet you, gamzee.
vwe should get to knowv each other better!

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[420]

[He so has no idea what he is agreeing to here. Alas, Gamzee. We knew him well.]

MaNnN, dOn't eVeN FuCkIn uP AnD SpEaK To mE AbOuT AlL ThAt tImE ShIt, BrO.
I WaSn't tHe fUcKiN' dUdE Of tHaT.
I WaS ThE BaRd oF
UhHh
NoT TiMe
RrRr
SoMe sHiT WhAt gEtS To sTaRtInG WiTh a r
LeMmE Be gEtTiNg bAcK At yOu oN ThAt, HaHaHa.
BuT FuCk yEaH LeTs dO ThIs, MoThErFuCkEr!
I'M WaY DoWn wItH Us gEtTiNg oUr hAnG On, KiCkInG SoMe wIcKeD NoIsE ToGeThEr.

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[justnevwerevwen]

eridan amporaoh vwowv! youre a bard too?
vwhat a complete and utter coincidence! im a bard too!
im starting to think that this isnt a coincidence though.
maybe it actually means something.
if you get vwhat i mean.
maybe as the humans put it, vwe are in fact meant for each other as soulmates.
twvo bards, outcast and alone, vwho else could vwe turn to but each other?
vwhere do you livwe, vwe should fix this vwhole 'being alone' thing.

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[420]

[Haha, what is up with this dude, man?]

HaHa, I'M NoT AlOnE, i gOt pLeNtY Of mY ClOsE MoThErFuCkErS WiTh mE.
BuT SuRe, If yOu wAnNa hAnG, wE CaN HaNg.
GeT ReAl cHiLl tOgEtHeR!


[And have his address. Of the house. That he shares with his matesprit and his matesprit's ancestor. Good times are to be had.]