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caughtinanetwork2013-03-02 01:42 am
justnevwerevwen) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-03-02 01:42 am
First Pickup Line; Text
vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.
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evwen if those two meanings are vwery different for our two species of troll.
i still knowv vwhat you mean and i stand by that it vwasnt his fault!
vwell you had it sort of right! that vwould be a human dick, vwich is their reproductivwe organ. i knowv all about them, considering my affinity for humans.
i do in fact identify as a human myself. so it vwas my duty to research it.
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D --> Don't you
D --> While his blood may have been inferior in comparison to Dualscar's
D --> His position held much more power
D --> ...
D --> You what as human
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are you actually serious? he should havwe been culled on the spot! and i mean alternian culled, no beforus culled! vwowv. vwhere is the justice in that?
you havwe eyes, dont you? you can read just fine. making me say it again is terribly insensitivwe and i think an apology is in order!
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D --> His reasons were petty and his jokes were not amusing
D --> With both being dull
D --> He wasn't careful enough with dealing with the subjuggulators and thus paid the price
D --> No
D --> "Identify" as human makes no sense
D --> My words were meant as a disbelieving and hesitant inquiry as to what on Alternia that means