First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

[paladaddy]

[wat]

If it bothers you so much, switch over to voice.
It's a lot easier to understand accents that are heard, rather than typed.

Voice

[justnevwerevwen]

Vwell fine! Is this better? I don't evwen knowv vwhy I'm deigning to do this.

Voice

[paladaddy]

[Here have the voice of a cheerful old man.]

Much better.

You were asking for introductions, then?

Voice

[justnevwerevwen]

[Whoa, you're much older than he was expecting. You must be thousands of sweeps old!

Not that he's complaining.]

Vwhoa...Vwhat a GILF.

I mean, yes! Introductions, tell me all about yourself.

Voice

[paladaddy]

[Excuse you, he doesn't have grandkids yet!]

...GILF? Really?

Wow I pay attention real good I THOUGHT IT WAS VIDEO sorryyyy omg

[justnevwerevwen]

Vwhat is vwrong vwith being a GILF? GILFs are hot.

[Obviously you would have to be hot for him to want to fuck you. Duuuh.

Except not really.]

Haha no it's okay XD we can say it was video

[paladaddy]

[Now see, Shiro does like being called hot. He's starting to get old, and the flattering comments like that are few and far between.

But the key thing is that Shiro likes getting those compliments from women, and Cronus is not a woman. So he'll just be linefacing at this whole conversation and responding with a dry tone.]

You're coming on a bit too strongly there, lover boy.