First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

[toreadorkabull]

-=ookay then. he'll just close the door and turn to face his visitor, metal framework fairywings laying flat against his back like an odd cloak.

he looks confused a moment and he looks down at himself, nothing special that he can see=-

Thanks, I, uh... I guess? Did you find it here, okay?

[justnevwerevwen]

I sure did! It vwas easy. Or maybe I vwas just determined. Probably a bit of both! I didn't keep you vwaiting too long, did i?

[toreadorkabull]

No not really! I don't think. I, uh... expected to be, waiting longer than I did, actually.

-=..n-now what?=-

C-can I.. get you anything?

[justnevwerevwen]

[Cronus puts a hand up to his chin and gives it a few thoughtful taps.]

Hmm... could I ask for a piece of yourself?

[toreadorkabull]

Uhhhhh.....

-=not as planned=-

M-myself?

[justnevwerevwen]

Yes! Yourself.

[He steps closer, getting all up in Tav's personal space.]

Vwhat do you say? I'm free in evwery quadrant.

[toreadorkabull]

-=he backs up until he hits the door, staring wide-eyes at the other troll=-

I, uh... h-have a matesprit?

[justnevwerevwen]

[He just steps eeeven closer, until he's practically got Tavros pinned against the door.]

I said I'm free in evwery quadrant. Vwho says pale can't pail?

[toreadorkabull]

P-p-p-!!

-=,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,=-

Pail??

[justnevwerevwen]

Yes! I knowv it's a little surprising that a guy like me vwould vwant to pail vwith a guy like you, but funny howv life vworks, isn't it?

[He places his hands against the door on either side of Tavros, in something akin to a crocada cicada block.]

So vwhat do you say?

[toreadorkabull]

I, uh... think that...

-=holy crap he doesn't understand what's going on at all=-

This is making me, feel very uncomfortable.

[justnevwerevwen]

Oh come on, don't be like that!

[Gosh, Tavros, why you gotta be so stupid?]

Vwe're both twvo growvn trolls vwho knowv vwhat vwe vwant. And I knowv I vwant you!

[toreadorkabull]

-=he's not stupid! }:( =-

But I, uh... I can't!

-=not even if he wanted to!=-

And you don't... even know me!

[justnevwerevwen]

You can't? Vwhat do you mean you can't?

[That is just a minor detail. Gosh. He doesn't have to know you.]

I knowv you're hot and that's good enough for me. Absolutely smoking. Howv are those vwings not just melting off of you?

[toreadorkabull]

I'm not, uh... -=oh god he's never actually said it out loud before=- I'm not... equipped.

-=but it makes it better! probably=-

I can't even... with anyone. So...

[justnevwerevwen]

You're not... equipped?

[Alright so now it's time for him to be confused. He steps back enough to give Tavros a once over, quirking his eyebrow.]

Are you saying you don't... havwe a bulge?

[toreadorkabull]

It got, uh... cut off, with my legs.

-=tav is pretty mellow as a result of his continuing lack of hormones, but can still get a bit uppity on occasion. rare occasions. sometimes.=-

By a chainsaw.

[justnevwerevwen]

Oh...

[Well that's awkward, to say the least. But after a few seconds, he recovers, because he will not be tamed.]

Vwell! That's unfortunate, but it isn't the end of the vworld! I refuse to believwe that you can't pail!

[toreadorkabull]

R-really?

-=he asks mostly because it's something he's been worrying about, he does have a matesprit that he wants to keep happy.

but then he tries to sneak away, this was just ridiculous=-

But I, uh... have a feeling that, you do not really care about quadrants..