Cronus Ampora (
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First Pickup Line; Text
vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.
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[Not that she's going to check and see if it does. She's pretty sure Bro makes up a lot of his rules anyway.]
Besides. [Here she taps her chest.] He prefers it if you have a pair of these.
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Vwhat do those havwe to do vwith anything?
[...Though, he is staring at them now.]
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[Cronus, those are the chest nubs of his girlfriend you're staring at.] I think you need to stop while you're ahead.
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[That's right. Dave should probably be a part of this discussion himself. It's only fair.]
I was simply maintaining my position in your flushed quadrant. Cronus doesn't understand human gender biases.
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I understand it! I'm just... uh, human bisexual! That is totally a thing that I havwe become.
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[W h y.]
I'm sorry, but I'm not human bisexual. I happen to be very human heterosexual. It's unfortunate, but true.
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[Don't mind Terezi, Dave. She'll just be tossing an arm over your shoulder.]