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caughtinanetwork2013-03-02 01:42 am
justnevwerevwen) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-03-02 01:42 am
First Pickup Line; Text
vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.
[text]
got it
good
noww listen here you insufferable sack a bile youvve got no fuckin authority ovver me nor my relationship and i aint about to throww wwhat i got awway for your wwhinin pathetic trashy self
so wwhatevver claptrap youre intent on spewwin in my general direction SAVVE IT because ivve no interest and i wwont havve any fuckin interest any bloody time soon
DEAL WW IT
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but first i vwant you to put yourself in my shoes! howv vwould YOU feel if you vwere in lovwe vwith someone, only to havwe them ripped awvay from you?!
howv vwould you feel if vwantas vwas ripped awvay?
consider that for a moment and then decide if you really think im being such a horrible sack of bile or if my feelings are actually justified!
but of course you vwont actually do that, you vwill just disregard my feelings just like evweryone else!
so just nevwer evwen MIND.
[text]
out of all the trolls for you to fuckin say that to you say that to me
do you evven knoww wwhy i fuckin died you thickheaded bulgesucker
i had the girl of my dreams ripped out from under me by some mustardblooded scrap of filth and they basically rubbed their gleeful goddamn romance in my FACE
i spent a lonely 600 fuckin hours helpless to my owwn fuckin emotions wwhile all my fuckin friends basically abandoned me
i faced rejection after fuckin rejection and wwhen i tried to finally get my shit together and try to savve not only myself but her as wwell it ended in a showwwdowwn betwween me and her matesprit that evventually ended in me killin her me blindin her matesprit me killin a mutual friend and committin preemptivve fuckin genocide
and on top of it all i got fuckin sawwed the fuck in half
granted i havvent experienced my owwn death but i KNOWW wwhat happens alright
so yeah I DO FUCKIN KNOWW WWHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVVE SOMEONE YOU LOVVE RIPPED AWWAY
thats also WWHY THE FUCK i aint lettin kar go
so howw about you take your owwn advvice and think about howw the fuck i feel
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