First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

[justnevwerevwen]

vwowv im practically drowvning in these. you really knowv your vway around a pun.
vwhat an attractivwe quality!
and an equally attractivwe name, evwen if i havwe nevwer heard of anyone vwith one like it!
then again i havwent evwer met anyone so good vwith puns before.
a unique name for a unique fellowv!

[stridercentric]

[In the week he's been here, Bro's impression of trolls comes down to that it's pretty damn easy to dick around with them. Most of them will actually play along with his banter, intentionally or otherwise. So of course, he's not about to stop now.]

unique and attractive. yeah. thats me. badass too.

youre a sharp one. and i think youll find i know my way around much more than just puns.