First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

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[justnevwerevwen]

[The silence that follows has Cronus feeling nervous. It's almost as if he can feel his chance coming, like he knows he's finally going to get laid. It has him nearly hyperventilating with excitement. Because how can Dualscar say no? It's just impossible. Absolutely, positively impossible.

And holy shit he is standing up, and the words that follow have Cronus standing instantly. Holy shit is this real life? Please be real life, please do not be a fantasy. Please be real life forever.]

You got it, chief! Let's go!

[He will follow you until you love him, your Cronaraaaazzi.]

[devwocean]

[Unaware of Signless' hypothetical disapproval, Dualscar leads his young charge to a door and opens it, then down the staircase beyond into the basement of his hive. The air down here is moist, and a bit warmer than above, and the reason for it is revealed quickly as a luxurious tiled spa.

Dualscar pulls off his shirt without ceremony and glances at Cronus, the corner of his lip curled upwards.]

Let's get into the wwater, hmm? More comfortable that wway.

I guess a warning is in order that this is getting VERY NSFW

[justnevwerevwen]

[Cronus follows, down the stares, looking around curiously as they made it to the basement. It's nicer down here, no question about it, and then when he sees the spa, his eyebrows raise. What a great place he has here, wow.

When his attention turns back to Dualscar, he's honestly startled (in a VERY good way) when he sees that Dualscar's shirt is off. Oh. Hello there. He guesses he should take his off too, right? Yeah.]

Yeah, that sounds... like a plan...

[He's staring, and not at all subtly. It's a few moments before he snaps out of it and gets his own shirt off, tossing it aside carelessly.]

I guess a warning is in order that this is getting VERY NSFW

[devwocean]

Cough yeah we should probably head over here, yep.