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[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

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[justnevwerevwen]

hey relax, chief! i vwas just kidding around, she knowvs that.
but evwen so, i think you should mind your owvn business!
vwho evwen are you?

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[kringlefuck]

<sub>[ Who was he anyway? Love interest? Best friend? Boyfriend? Jake and his interactions with his friends have been really weird lately and he isn't sure where to put himself as or what to actually do with himself.

He does know that this guy is already raising red flags, which surprises himself, even. Usually he's constantly oblivious of everything going on, but he has been keeping a sharp eye on Jane all through this week.

His weird action-wannabe-hero complex is starting to kick in again. ]</sub>

Uhmmmmm.
Im a big muscular scary guy who is keeping jane safe!
Make her feel awkward and ill shove a gun up your ass!

_{[ Jake, stahp. What are you saying. ]}