First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

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[bethehugejerk]

CONSIDERING ITS PARTIAL RESEMBLANCE TO THE QUIRK OF ONE OF THE WORST MEMBERS OF MY TEAM, ALONG WITH THE FACT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A DOUCHECANOE, I AM WELL WITHIN MY RIGHT.
FURTHER COMPLAINTS WILL BE MET WITH THE STERN INSTRUCTION TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS
OH, DANG, IT'S ALREADY THERE
AND TO CRY MORE, YOU USELESS GRUB.
IF YOU CAN'T PAY PROPER ATTENTION TO TIME SHENANIGANS AFTER PLAYING A GAME OF SGRUB FOR THREE SWEEPS STRAIGHT, IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW ME SHARING A QUADRANT WITH ERIDAN FAILS TO CONSTITUTE ANY ROMANTIC THEFT AT ALL.
I'D FEEL SYMPATHY IF YOU WEREN'T BEING SUCH A STUBBORN CASE OF PANROT ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.