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[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.

It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]

I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.

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Fuck off, white knight.
Didn't take you for a whiner, princess.

the fuck is a white knight
and im not
until shit like this happens and i gotta get my bitch on
whatd you lose anyway

did you seariously gain a hat
it aint even gold

You're a shitty troll.
And that's saying something, considering the entire collection we've got here.
You are not actually required to whine about a curse.
Nor are you encouraged to.
Suck it up and deal.
I lost my patience with idiots.

Your taste is shit, if you think a gold hat is the height of style.

holy carp
did somefin crawl up your waste chute and die
is that your loss

Yes, that's exactly what I lost.
Clearly.

it shore seams like it
like majorly so

Sure thing.
Maybe you should say again what it is you think I've lost.
And actually make sense this time around.

your loss is that you started bein more of a jerkass than you was before
duh
how fucking dumb do you got to be

I'm not acting any differently than the past times you've talked to me.
What the hell gives you that judgement?
You're reaching.

yeah you are
you used be chill as fuck
now youre a douche
youre like godtier level asshoal

And you've known me how long, that you're able to accurately assess my personality?

long enough
unless you were just being a fakey fake the whole time

Surprise, I wasn't.
And I'm not now.
Your people skills need massive improvement.

tell me somethin i dont know chum
im a fucking troll why th fuck would i need people skills
but hey even if i dont got em i can still tell that youre actin different and youre in denial
did somefin happen or are you gonna get shitty if i ask that too

Intertroll relationship skills, if you're going to be like that.
Nothing happened, since you're so insistent about asking.
I just got this rad hat.

bitch have you MET my fronds
you think we got any sort of skillz that involve talking to people and catching their drifts
i aint dumb ho i can sea youre bein a weirdo
and if its over a hat thats weak
it aint even gold

We'll have to agree to disagree that you're delusional.
And who the fuck even wants a gold hat?
In case you missed it, I'm not exactly trying to scream pimp here.

duh
whatever
wastin valuable typing time with your stubborn ass

why not
itd be fuckin swank
people might actually respect your skinny butt

You could always stop.

Any respect they have for me would go into the negatives with that.
Your sense of fashion is pathetic.

trust me
im done

you say that like it aint already
bitch please i am fucking fabulous
i got bling worth more than you

Of course you are.

Oh no. She has more bling.
I am struck with feelings of immense inferiority.

uhuh
what else is new

The fact that you think I give a shit.

touche mothafucka

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