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[beatdownremix]

alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

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so you mean to tell me ive been in and out of this place almost half a dozen times
and most of the time i dont remember
ok i can roll with that
anyone other mes pissed off i should know about

sup nepeta
nice to meet not dead you

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i dont think there is!
:33 < as far as i know at least
:33 < though game bro purrobably isnt happy you left him alone again

:33 < nice to m33t you too dave :33
:33 < again X33

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if it was me im pretty sure theres at least one pissed off person somewhere
game bro?

so who else is around i should know of

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < game bro strider!!
:33 < your chocobo

:33 < uhm
:33 < karkat, equius, tavros, sollux, kanaya, gamzee, feferi, eridan and aradia...
:33 < a bunch of our ancestors and dancestors too
:33 < and jade and jane and dirk and roxy and jake
:33 < oh and davesprite and your bro too i think!!

1/2

[beatdownremix]

holy shit i have a chocobo
thats pretty sweet
but i mean like it went to someone else when other mes left right
so wouldnt he be theres now

[...Wait]

2/3 i lied

[beatdownremix]

[Hold on a second, he has to reread that list of names.

...

...

...

...

And he just. Has to reread again a few times. A few several times. No. Okay, it's cool. He's cool. Totally cool. She said what he thinks he said. He's not reading that wrong.



Is he reading it wrong? Fuck. No, no he's not. He's reading it right. She just said what he thinks she did. It's unreal, he's seen a lot of dead people in the dream bubbles, but. Never him. Not once. That teen version almost threw him off but it wasn't the same.

He hasn't seen him since... No, not then. It was the strife on the roof to get his copy of the game. That's the last time.]

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my bro?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < i dont think so
:33 < last time he just ran wild until you came back and found him again

:33 < uh huh!
:33 < i havent spoken to him myself really but ive s33n him around and talking to the others sometimes

[beatdownremix]

[And of course, speak of the devil and he appears. It takes him a moment to respond to Nepeta, between hugging the shit out of Jade and trying not to flip out, kind of difficult.

But okay, no. He's got this, he's cool. Time to focus on one subject here.]

what does he look like
like are chocobos running around a common thing or is there a way for me to catch him again

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < well, hes red!
:33 < and feathery?
:33 < and likes pecking at you with his beak a lot
:33 < there are quite a few of them here but im sure well manage to find him for you :33

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sounds like a stereotypical feathery asshole
if someone else hasnt snatched him up already thatd be cool
never seen a real chocobo before

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < thats exactly what you called him back then too XDD

:33 < oh, theyre awesome!
:33 < i have one too
:33 < you can m33t mine if you want

[beatdownremix]

its a universal thing
sure id be cool with that
what colors yours

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < mine is gr33n! :33
:33 < i havent had him very long but we get along purretty well!

[beatdownremix]

thats cool
just how many damned colors do these things come in
and do the different colors mean different abilities here or is it just to make them look pretty

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < a lot!!
:33 < but i think its just to make them look pretty
:33 < i havent noticed their colour affecting anything else!

[beatdownremix]

my knowledge on chocobos says that some colors should like make them be able to climb over mountains some should be able to walk over shallow water and the badass ones should be able to like walk on the ocean or some shit
but this is just speculation
fuck if i know that shits real or not

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < oooh
:33 < we n33d to expurriment and find out if thats true!
:33 < do you know which colour is suppawsed to do what?

wouldn't be a Homestuck thread without a threadjack

[onlyasign]

I HAVE HIM, NEPETA. I'LL SEE THAT HE GETS BACK TO DAVE.

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < you do?!
:33 < thats pawesome!!
:33 < h33h33 i should have known youd save the day daddy X33