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[beatdownremix]

alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

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[bestestfurrend]

:33 < dave!!!
:33 < youre back 833
:33 < pawesome!
:33 < weve got a camp up here
:33 < you should be able to find it if you wander around a bit

[spacecase]

:D
:DDDD

sup coolkid!!!!
omg
i missed you so much and now you are here again and
where are you??
wait thats a silly question of course you are up on the island
hang on i will come get you!!!

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[stridercentric]

[Oh. Well... Huh. Damn. Bro hadn't expected Dave to be back within a month. Because that's what this is, it's exactly within a month. Trouble is, he doesn't remember and that is going to make things hella awkward. Last time they were reunited, Dave had already been here for a while and knew crazy shit could go down in Vatheon. Now he's a fresh newbie and Bro's going to have to break the news to him as subtly as possible. He can't stand having to be subtle.]

hate to break it to you. the goddamn underwater city is getting flooded. thats irony for you.

anyway. theres a whole buttload of people who know you including trolls. dunno if that makes it easier. at least your sprites here too.

and yes. its exactly what you think it is.

balls in your court bro.

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[findsrisks]

[Oh hey, a guy named Dave who types a lot like Davesprite! This isn't suspicious at all.]

There could be.
Everyone's up on the island now, so you can look around for someone you know.
There are a lot of people here, so you never know! You might get lucky.

[onlyasign]

HI, DAVE, WELCOME BACK!
I HAVE YOUR CHOCOBO, IF YOU WANT TO COME AND GET HIM.

THERE'S ALSO SOME MYSTERIOUS PERSON IN THE BUBBLE LOOKING FOR YOU. I THINK IT'S YOUR BROTHER.

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[shippingmath]

[It brings up a lot of feelings in Dirk, seeing that text on his screen. But it's not as intense as the first time, not really. For one, Dave isn't wandering randomly into his house, completely unexpected.

For another, he's met Dave and Davesprite both. And while they're still alternate versions of his Bro, he knows they aren't the same. They're just about his age, even if staying in Vatheon has added a few months to that time. Dave's got his bro here, he doesn't need to get torn up over Dirk.

So Dirk just takes a breath, and responds.]

As I'm sure you've found, there are more people who know you than who you know.
Everyone gets to sit around like a tool wondering what the fuck just happened, so don't feel too bad about losing your special snowflake privileges.
The sand is the welcoming gift this time around, but if you want to shun beach tradition, we've got ourselves a quaint little village going on.

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[bethehugejerk]

THE GUIDE IS ACCURATE FOR NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES BUT NOT THE CURRENT SITUATION, AS YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY TELL.
THE UNDERWATER CITY HAS A CRACK IN THE BARRIER AND IS BEING FLOODED, SO WE'RE STUCK UP HERE UNTIL THAT GETS FIXED.
YOU HAVE BEEN HERE SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE, THE MEMORY LOSS IS NORMAL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WHAT'S THE LAST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU BACK IN OUR CORNER OF REALITY
BECAUSE HEADS UP: EVERYONE'S FROM DIFFERENT POINTS OF THE TIMELINE HERE.

[oceanbreasts]

omg davey ur back
again
i guess this is like the thirtieth time or someshit
idk looks like ur goin for the record
go fight win or whatevs
even if u dont remember it im still gonna say wb neway

[toreadorkabull]

wOAH,
hEY DAVE,
aGAIN,

[timebender]

but you are not the only one this time dave
i think youll find several familiar faces here
and possibly some familiar text colors if you do not yet have a face to put to them