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[beatdownremix]

alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

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[still not here]

[stridercentric]

[One day he'll hunt this guy down. One day! He... just needs to figure out what the guy looks like. There's way too many trolls around.]

[totally not here]

[onlyasign]

[He'd probably just give Bro a big hug and tell him how much Dave looks like him. Yeah, fight that, buddy... just try and be mean to Sufferer. It can't be done.]

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[stridercentric]

[Okay actually, you know what.]

the quests still going you know.

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[onlyasign]

[The plot thickens.]

HELLO, MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!

ISN'T IT INTERESTING THAT IN A TEXT POST BY DAVE, YOU MIRACULOUSLY SHOW UP, AND THEN WORRY ABOUT HIS EATING HABITS? IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU CARE ABOUT HIM OR SOMETHING.

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[stridercentric]

wow no. that is none of your fucking business.

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[onlyasign]

JUST MAKING AN OBSERVATION.

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[stridercentric]

keep it to yourself man. you look like a moron.

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[onlyasign]

DON'T WORRY, I WON'T BETRAY YOUR CONFIDENCES. HOW CAN I, WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

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[stridercentric]

like i said. quests still going.

its been like three weeks man. tick tock.

but if you crash my meeting with dave youre disqualified. thats the work of a goddamn cheater.

[Text/Private] what is your plurk? I need your plurk for plotting purposes

[onlyasign]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT? THAT WOULD BE EXTREMELY RUDE.

[Text/Private] It's Meowzy. You can find the link in my profile!

[stridercentric]

yeah. yeah it would.

[Assuming people are caring brothers who worry about their family's eating habits is rude too, so there. Plus, it sure might be awfully tempting to sneak a peek at the mystery stranger when you know they're going to be at the elevator to meet with Dave.]

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[onlyasign]

I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. THAT WOULD BE GOING AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE QUEST, AS WELL AS INTRUDING UNNECESSARILY ON SOMEONE ELSE'S REUNION. I'M NOT THAT KIND OF TROLL.

[He is, however, the kind of troll who will ask Dave who he met at the elevator when he returns his chocobo.]

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[stridercentric]

ok.

keep at it then. the longer you take the less credit for your find.