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[beatdownremix]

alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

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[stridercentric]

seems to me that words like cool and badass are goddamn redundant in the sense that the placell be ours.

anything instantly becomes cool and badass when theres striders involved. its a universal law. couldnt help it if we wanted to.

[Yup. See. Now they're making progress. Now they're taking the elephant out back to shoot and bury it, pretending everything is cool. The conversation feels a whole lot more pleasant now.]

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[beatdownremix]

[Bro gets to bury the elephant because like fuck Dave's gonna bother with that fatass. He'd rather just throw it off a cliff and be done with it.]

speaking of so much badass in one place
apparently roxys gonna throw us all in a pile to lie on and be queen of the strider hill
asked her what she thought her credentials for claiming that title were and she said because shes roxy fucking lalonde and what was i gonna do about it
couldnt argue with her on that

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[stridercentric]

those sound like pretty fucking flawless credentials yeah. dunno how to combat that one.

guess wed better prepare ourselves for some major pileage.

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[beatdownremix]

yeah seems like we dont got a choice
man sprite bros wings are going to be a bitch to deal with
does that mean he gets to go on the top of the pile to be the feathery down pillow
cause thats so not fair

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[stridercentric]

only the best for her majesty lalonde. theres no pillow like strider pillow.

but you can both be on top. well make it work. me and mini me can hold you guys up.

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[beatdownremix]

sounds like a plan to me
seriously though mini me
never gonna be able to unsee that now
why would you fill my head with god awful mike myers quotes

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[stridercentric]

did you really think i wouldnt?

maybe me and him should put on a little show. its a hard knock life. complete with the outfits.

speaking of which i started a flashmob on april fools. it was amazing. caramelldansen in the square for everyone to see.

[Yes, clearly Bro's spent his time very productively here.]