1st record | text

[beatdownremix]

alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

Comments

[spacecase]

Verily, Sir Strider, I will remember to remind you of the act of asking for the real Bugs Bunny.

[Hurr dee durr.]

So! You are here, we are on the beach, but hopefully we will be fixing our bubble city soon enough. What do you want to do now?

[beatdownremix]

[That gets a smile out of him, it's kind of hard not to around jade sometimes.]

I dunno. I mean, I'm still pretty fucking confused but at this point it's like what the fuck else could happen? Not really letting anything surprise me now. I've got to find Bro some time later, he's going to hook me up with some AJ and junk food. What do you want to do?

[spacecase]

Hmmm...I sure don't want to impede on your AJ time! You are probably going to need it with all the shenanigans that are continuing on our lives. I can just head back to the village and see about finding a hut for you, and you can go meet up with Bro.

[beatdownremix]

I haven't had apple juice in three years Jade, it's been torture. Rose could go off and make a bunch of booze to binge on but she couldn't manage to make me AJ, it was so disappointing.

[For several reasons. The main actually being the booze binge part, he would have given up his nonexistent AJ if it meant she would stop.]

Actually was planning on staying wherever Bro was staying, so you don't have to go out of your way for that. I'll figure something out.

[spacecase]

[Rose boozing? That's not a very good sign...just what the hell has been happening on the meteor?]

That's cool...you should be with your Bro. He has a little robot puppy I built, you can all be one cool family.

[beatdownremix]

Yeah.

[He couldn't agree more. After three years, really it's all he could ask for just to settle down in a place for a little while with his bro.]

Robopup? Any reason for that or just seemed like a good idea at the time?

[spacecase]

Ugh.

[Well that's a moodflip.]

There's this asshole seadweller. His name is Cronus, he wouldn't stop hitting on me. Kept talking about true love and bullshit like that when he didn't even know me at all. I got so pissed off that I dismantled a bigger robot and made little robot puppies out of the scraps.