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[beatdownremix]

alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

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[beatdownremix]

guess well see then
and yeah of course i do
hes me
not like me the one youre talking to but hes still me
just part birdghost

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[findsrisks]

He's you?
Is this some kind of twin-clone-shenanigans?

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[beatdownremix]

more like time shenanigans
hes me from another timeline that went back in time to help me out

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[findsrisks]

Okay, time shenanigans. Got it.

[Davesprite had mentioned time travel before so she isn't so surprised by that. Different worlds could do different things.]

Where does the part-bird thing come in?

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[beatdownremix]

that parts a little more complicated
but it involves a dead crow with a sword through it and a game apparatus known as a sprite and prototyping
to put it in the simplest way possible the dead crow was combined with the sprite to make it a crow ghost and then he combined himself with it to make himself part crow ghost sprite to help me out

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[findsrisks]

[...okay what the fuck.]

Next you'll be telling me that you two had to team up to fight your mortal enemy, the great final boss cat.

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[beatdownremix]

it was part dog crow tentacle thing actually
but close

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[findsrisks]

Do I even want to know how that's possible?
Or should we just say 'shit happens'?

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[beatdownremix]

shit happens is usually a good fallback

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[findsrisks]

That it is.
I'm Nanaki, by the way.
I figured I should introduce myself, since we'll probably be seeing each other around from time to time.

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[beatdownremix]

yeah if you know sprite bro theres a good chance
nice to meet you then