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[beatdownremix]

alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

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[beatdownremix]

hahaha wow never thought id see something that friendly coming from that quirk
ok doing a little math here
the caps and that color plus what nepeta told me
youre the other vantas right

and sure i guess
i mean if youre attached to the feathery asshole i could understand if you wanna keep holding onto him since he might be pissed i dont remember him
id be cool either way

[onlyasign]

VERY GOOD!
ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY I THINK I'M THE THIRD VANTAS, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I'M SUFFERER, AND I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK, EVEN IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER.

WELL, GAME BRO AND I GET ALONG PRETTY WELL--WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE HE WAS A CHICK--BUT I'M SURE HE'D BE HAPPIER WITH YOU.

[beatdownremix]

technicalities get confusing and i could probably find a way to argue that point but youre the third one ive seen so well roll with that
cant really say im glad to be back because i dont even know what i missed but i guess its better than the neck deep shit i was just in
id ask what kind of name sufferer is if i didnt stop questioning trolls a long time ago

i wouldnt mind taking him back and you could have visiting rights or something
wouldnt want to rip the birdy away from you permanently or anything if you went and bonded with him for so long

[onlyasign]

AS BEST I UNDERSTAND IT, I'M KARKAT'S ANCESTOR ON OUR OWN TIMELINE, BUT IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE, OUR ROLES ARE REVERSED AND HE'S MY ANCESTOR. SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ANYWAY.

SUFFERER IS THE NAME I WAS GIVEN AFTER I DIED.

I WOULD LIKE THAT. GAME BRO IS A GOOD CHOCOBO AND I'D LIKE TO COME SEE HIM SOMETIMES.

[beatdownremix]

yeah sounds about right
fyi youre like a million times more preferable to other you
wouldnt get near that asshole if someone paid me
so not worth it
kind of sucks to get stuck with such a shitty name but i guess if youre going by it you dont mind all that much

he sounds like a pretty cool chocobo
which of course if he was mine is an undeniable fact because all striders are cool by default
but yeah you can feel free to see him whenever you want
least i can do for you taking care of him and all while im gone

[onlyasign]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KANKRI? IT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE YOU AND KARKAT... DIDN'T REALLY GET ALONG, EXACTLY, BUT HAD A WORKING RELATIONSHIP.

HE'S A VERY COOL CHOCOBO.
THANKS, DAVE. MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT TOO, IF YOU'D LIKE THAT.

[beatdownremix]

kankris a major douchebag that doesnt know when to shut up
and me and karkat had a rocky start yeah
but when im from hes totally my best bro and nothings gonna change that
no matter how paranoid he is otherwise

sure i wouldnt mind
never hurts to get to know more trolls
all of you just keep surprising me
the whole weird in a cool way thing

[onlyasign]

KANKRI IS STILL VERY YOUNG. I KNOW HE CAN BE... DIFFICULT, AT TIMES, BUT I'M SURE HE'LL FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT EVENTUALLY. I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT ABOUT YOU AND KARKAT, THOUGH.

I'M GOING TO ACCEPT THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. THANK YOU.