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caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
symmetrophile) wrote in caughtinanetwork2013-05-03 08:34 pm
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[video] in before eeveelution jokes
[It's late. Or too damn early. Somewhere in that ambiguous area, like 3:00 in the morning, just fine for certain parts of the alien population and a god-awful time for the rest. But here Kid is, addressing the network from the confines of a room in the island-side village.
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
One can just make out a few figures (Maka Albarn and Rin Okumura) behind him, sound asleep in their bed.]
I have a very important announcement to make, one that simply cannot wait until morning!
[The grim reaper, looking more lively than he has since... well, since the bubble cracked, stoops out of sight of the SFC, and reappears with an Umbreon in his arms. Beaming with the pride perhaps only a father might have for their child, he declares:]
This is Pip, and he's become even more beautiful than ever!
[It is indeed Pip, recently evolved, and he is still fat. He is also a she, but Kid never investigated that closely. Promptly forgetting about the SFC in his eagerness, Kid retreats with Pip in his arms to bend over Maka.]
Maka, Maka! Wake up! I don't want you to miss this!
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Is there something about me that doesn't resonate princely prowess?
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[Gosh no, Kid, Gumball isn't that kind of prince.]
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...no. No he's not. ]
I can assure you that I am 100% prince!
[ He even takes off his tiny crown so he can show it to Kid. ]
If this doesn't say "prince", I don't know WHAT does.
[ He stares at it as if waiting for something. Stupid crown not doing it's talking trick on command. It must have stage fright. ]
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It says to me that there's a very expensive toy missing an accessory.
[Seriously, that thing is so tiny, how does he not lose it in his hair?]
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Now...ugh. Honestly! Now why would it speak to you like that? So much for polite company and conversation!
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[He points, eyebrows knit in confusion.]
I simply mean it's quite small.
[Gosh, that isn't rude at all what is his deal?!
No okay maybe it's a little rude.]
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Though he's not angry or sad about it anymore. ]
I suppose it is rather small. But then it sit nicely atop my head rather than crushing my hair down.
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Don't you ever lose it?
[He means the crown. Because really. Something that small is bound to get knocked right off and end up underneath the sofa. You would not believe where Kid has located his pocketwatch.]
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Of course not! It is far too important to lose! Its magical properties protect me from mind control and, if it fell into the wrong hands, it could summon forth the destruction of multiple worlds!
[ OMINOUS LOOK!!!!!!
Slight pause and then he brightens up with a Trident smile. ]
Plus, my bubblegum hair helps the crown stay up there pretty nicely.
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Your hair is literally bubblegum?
[Wait how is that possible. Is that a wig? Why would you want to wear a bubblegum wig?
And what flavor is pink?!]
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video sorry gotta jack
Also--there are no other Princes in any of the sessions that I know of. There is Eridan, who's the Prince of Hope, and Dirk who you already know is the Prince of Heart.
[...Basically she's saying "chill out, dude."]
video; never be sorry
[He's seen cotton candy melt into that exact shade before. And it was sticky and got everywhere it was horrible.]
Isn't Eridan...?
[Karkat's boyfriend, yeah.] He's a Prince of Hope? How dismal.
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Yeah. It is pretty dismal. I don't know what sort of effect he had on his session, though, so I can't judge on that.
[A beat as she looks over the feed again.]
I think this Prince Gumball is harmless, though. I mean, he asked if Pip was fuzzy, how much more harmless can you get?
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[Because if this is a true measure of a lack of villainy, he will use Pip as his litmus test of morality for as long as his soul perception is out of service.]
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[ARE YA STUPID?]
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I see. [Incredible.] Is this universally consistent?
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[THAT'S...REALLY WORRYING...]
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But determining this without an intimate knowledge of the balance of these factors in a person is intriguing. That there are specific traits that indicate someone is a bad person, such as the inability to admit they like something cute is a novel idea.
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video how dare you my personal thread!!!
I can assure you that the definition and job description of a prince is entirely different in my universe.
[ He's still getting used to the idea that he's among people from other universes but it's not like this is the first time something like this has presented itself in his life. ]
video im so gomen (also fun fact: my headcanon voice for Jade is Fionna)
[Well, unless the person he's talking to means harm.]
video it's daijoubu don't worry (really?? I don't think I'll be able to unhear.)
Gumball gives a light shrug and a smile. ]
I wasn't worried, I just didn't want him getting the wrong impression of me.
Or my awesome crown.
video good. goooood. soon everyone will be converted
[by awesome she means "ehehehe look at it sitting on his head all tiny like that how cute"]
Oh--I didn't mean to butt in like this. My name is Jade, Kid's--errr, not quite a friend of mine, but he is a housemate.
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[ Awesome is awesome. ]
It's a pleasure to meet you Jade, I'm glad you butt in because it gave me the opportunity to make you acquaintance. You seem to already know my name but feel free to address me as simply Gumball as the "prince" part seems to throw people off.
video bwahaha--hi I'm Mozart and I'm a dumbass
[God privilege and such.]
Well! If I have the royal permission, then I will call you Gumball! [She's just teasing.]
video hello Mozart! I am Flynn and I am stupid.
[ Gods are a dime a dozen here.
He smiles and gives a ~royal bow~ in greeting. ]
Gumball will do just nicely, Jade. Permission granted.
video yay let's all be stupid friends~~
video forever!