[Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

[The voice post begins with Cecil sounding quite...uncertain, even frightened] H-Hello? Night Vale? I certainly hope you can hear me.

I hope...someone, anyone, can hear me.

I seem to have fallen through some kind of interdimensional portal into a strange underwater city. I'm currently wet, which is quite irritating since my captors don't appear to have brought along my emergency disaster suitcase, or even a single change of clothing. But... I don't appear to be in any pain, or any obvious danger, actually. [His voice is slowly becoming stronger, and actually sounds quite normal at this point, sonorous, and calm]

I have arrived in a plaza at what I surmise to be the approximate centre of town. According to the literature the natives have provided to me, the coral at the centre of the plaza is named Lamufo, and is the dark god of this strange place.

The natives all appear to be extremely pleasant. At this point, I can only assume that this is meant to lull me into a false sense of security, before they devour me or sacrifice me to their deity. I certainly hope that I can find a way home before they do so.

If this message reaches you, Night Vale, please accept my apology. It seems that you may be deprived of my show for some time. Perhaps even...forever.

Comments

Re: [Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

I-- Well. [He's a little flustered] I do have a very sonorous voice. But I think the only one who can decide if my face matches it is you.

[Voice]

[dontsaymyname]

That's true, but so far all I know of you is your voice~

Care to share?

[ Flustered is good. Barry enjoys riling people up in one way or another. ]

[Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

Mmmm... well, I am a radio personality. Most people only have to imagine what I look like.

[Voice]

[dontsaymyname]

Hm, but is the imagination as good as the real thing?

[ Oh Barry did love the challenge. ]

Re: [Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

I don't know! I haven't read your mind or anything.

[Voice]

[dontsaymyname]

Can you?

[ Now there would be an interesting skill to say the least. ]

[Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

Now that's just silly. Do you really think there's any chance I'd be able to do that?

[Voice]

[dontsaymyname]

I wouldn't know~

There's plenty of people in Vatheon who have extraordinary skills that I've never seen. Perhaps you have a few hidden up your sleeve.

Re: [Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

Really? [He's so interested] What extraordinary skills do you have?

[Voice]

[dontsaymyname]

Oh, I have a few of my own.

[ Barry smiles, even if Cecil can't see it. ]

But I think it'd be better if I showed you in person.

[Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

Well, maybe we should meet up sometime, then.

[Voice]

[dontsaymyname]

I would love that.

I'd offer my place but...

[ That seemed far too forward for a first date. ]

I could meet you in the park. There's a lovely flower garden there.

[Voice]

[goodnightsweetlisteners]

Oooh, I do like flowers! Today's not good, though. We'll do it, soon.

[Voice]

[dontsaymyname]

[ Barry's voice was a touch disappointed. ]

Next time, then. I'll leave you for now, Cecil~

I hope you enjoy your stay here.