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caughtinanetwork2012-02-22 10:52 pm
grandhighblood) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-02-22 10:52 pm
[01] video
[ Your screen is black. At first you might think it's a glitch, but you're wrong! It's a writhing mass of black...stuff, strands, and it's impossible to tell what it is at first until finally cracks of light cut through and the strands of black peel away from the screen like wet hair.
Which is...what it is. Beads of water speckle the screen and the screen shakes violently as it hits the ground, showing you, The Viewer, who it all motherfucking belongs to.
Despite the curtain of sopping wet hair, his face is very visible, and very pissed off. This is a huge troll, though his size is hard to gauge from the screen itself. His body is hunched over, the muscles in his overgrown arms tense and flexing, the purple sheen of his armor gleaming through the matted tendrils of hair. His teeth are clenched, eyes wide in a brief moment of shock -- bright red, and they're swiveling around in their sockets trying to take in the bright lights that are not searing his skin and sensitive eyeballs, and the new sights around him that just up and appeared the fuck out of nowhere!
He lets out a raspy barking sound, growling and clenching his teeth so hard that one of his fangs pierce his gums, a thin trail of indigo sliding down over his lip and chin. Then he takes a breath, suddenly going very still, the only movement being the large drops of water dripping off his person. Then suddenly, his eyeball swivels down towards the screen, still wide from the overall shock. His voice is low, but clear to all that are even bothering to listen: ]
I motherfucking SEE YOU...
Which is...what it is. Beads of water speckle the screen and the screen shakes violently as it hits the ground, showing you, The Viewer, who it all motherfucking belongs to.
Despite the curtain of sopping wet hair, his face is very visible, and very pissed off. This is a huge troll, though his size is hard to gauge from the screen itself. His body is hunched over, the muscles in his overgrown arms tense and flexing, the purple sheen of his armor gleaming through the matted tendrils of hair. His teeth are clenched, eyes wide in a brief moment of shock -- bright red, and they're swiveling around in their sockets trying to take in the bright lights that are not searing his skin and sensitive eyeballs, and the new sights around him that just up and appeared the fuck out of nowhere!
He lets out a raspy barking sound, growling and clenching his teeth so hard that one of his fangs pierce his gums, a thin trail of indigo sliding down over his lip and chin. Then he takes a breath, suddenly going very still, the only movement being the large drops of water dripping off his person. Then suddenly, his eyeball swivels down towards the screen, still wide from the overall shock. His voice is low, but clear to all that are even bothering to listen: ]
I motherfucking SEE YOU...
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Rebel. [He practically hisses. Call it a wild guess, but he's still pretty confident in his guesses, too.]
}:D?
aREN'T THEY?
>:oT
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1 DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY 'YOU'.
dO YOU TH1NK 1 AM SOMEONE YOU KNOW?
uH, vAGUELY? aPPARENTLY?
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There are two kinds of particularly stupid ass motherfuckers in this world. Wrigglers, and motherfucking revolutionaries.
{A beat. He's not trying inflate anyone's ego here, but...] Word all motherfucking gets around eventually, it all seems.
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aS 1N, hOW YOU'RE ST1LL 1NDULG1NG 1N THAT WASTE OF A REL1G1ON.
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It ain't no motherfucking indulgence, motherfucker. Shit's mandatory, and we all got a role to play. Even your mud-filled husk of a motherfucking being!
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aND AS USUAL, yOU'LL PLAY THE PART OF THE ROYAL BLOOD HOUND.
sTUP1D, lOYAL, aND W1TH NO REAL W1LL OF YOUR OWN.
wH1CH M1GHT BE WHY TH1S 1S START1NG TO GET BOR1NG.
1'D SAY 1 HAVE UH,
a LOT OF OTHER TH1NGS TO BE DO1NG.
1RONS 1N F1RES,
bUT 1 REALLY DON'T HERE.
1T'S MORE THAT YOU'RE VO1CE 1S START1NG TO SOUND L1KE USELESS NO1SE.
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Shit, motherfucker, you all just got these things all motherfucking figure out now don't you? That's fine, though, your motherfucking lesser creative of pans probably can't be all handling this shit. I understand.
And if you all feel so bored of a brother, then you should've all just motherfucking fucked off already instead of going on about the stupid fucking irons.
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sEE 1 ALREADY STARTED TALK1NG TO YOU.
aND UH,
1 HAVE MANNERS, sO 1 WON'T JUST LEAVE.
bUT NOW, uH, aS 1 SA1D.
bORED.
lATER.
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Grins.]
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[Whatever.]
[Done.]