the grand highblood (
grandhighblood) wrote in
caughtinanetwork2012-02-22 10:52 pm
[01] video
[ Your screen is black. At first you might think it's a glitch, but you're wrong! It's a writhing mass of black...stuff, strands, and it's impossible to tell what it is at first until finally cracks of light cut through and the strands of black peel away from the screen like wet hair.
Which is...what it is. Beads of water speckle the screen and the screen shakes violently as it hits the ground, showing you, The Viewer, who it all motherfucking belongs to.
Despite the curtain of sopping wet hair, his face is very visible, and very pissed off. This is a huge troll, though his size is hard to gauge from the screen itself. His body is hunched over, the muscles in his overgrown arms tense and flexing, the purple sheen of his armor gleaming through the matted tendrils of hair. His teeth are clenched, eyes wide in a brief moment of shock -- bright red, and they're swiveling around in their sockets trying to take in the bright lights that are not searing his skin and sensitive eyeballs, and the new sights around him that just up and appeared the fuck out of nowhere!
He lets out a raspy barking sound, growling and clenching his teeth so hard that one of his fangs pierce his gums, a thin trail of indigo sliding down over his lip and chin. Then he takes a breath, suddenly going very still, the only movement being the large drops of water dripping off his person. Then suddenly, his eyeball swivels down towards the screen, still wide from the overall shock. His voice is low, but clear to all that are even bothering to listen: ]
I motherfucking SEE YOU...
Which is...what it is. Beads of water speckle the screen and the screen shakes violently as it hits the ground, showing you, The Viewer, who it all motherfucking belongs to.
Despite the curtain of sopping wet hair, his face is very visible, and very pissed off. This is a huge troll, though his size is hard to gauge from the screen itself. His body is hunched over, the muscles in his overgrown arms tense and flexing, the purple sheen of his armor gleaming through the matted tendrils of hair. His teeth are clenched, eyes wide in a brief moment of shock -- bright red, and they're swiveling around in their sockets trying to take in the bright lights that are not searing his skin and sensitive eyeballs, and the new sights around him that just up and appeared the fuck out of nowhere!
He lets out a raspy barking sound, growling and clenching his teeth so hard that one of his fangs pierce his gums, a thin trail of indigo sliding down over his lip and chin. Then he takes a breath, suddenly going very still, the only movement being the large drops of water dripping off his person. Then suddenly, his eyeball swivels down towards the screen, still wide from the overall shock. His voice is low, but clear to all that are even bothering to listen: ]
I motherfucking SEE YOU...

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because thats all that scumsuckin piece a shit deservves
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His piece a shit descendant?
Wwhat's to be done about him?
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i dont knoww hes kars moirail after all
lousy fuckin taste ill say
but anywway that means for the most part hes off fuckin limits
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im merely sayin as a right noww im not sure WWHAT ill do about it
im kinda still injured yknoww an wwevve bigger shit to deal wwith like this lunatic
ill handle gamzee wwhen im good an ready
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You're not sayin that on account a him being your leader's moirail he's off limits?
Because I'm pretty sure that's wwhat you said just a minute ago.
Wwhatevver, it's your business, not mine. I'm not your fuckin lusus.
You can crawwl on your belly for that mutantblood all you like.
It's true wwe'vve got bigger fish to fry right noww.
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that doesnt mean entirely
and im HARDLY crawwlin on my belly for kar
but wwhatevver wwe can wworry about wwhat i might or might not be doin about that repulsivve indigoblood once wwevve taken care a this one
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Let's return to the problem at hand.
Wwhat is Vvantas' plan?
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but wwith my blind eye wwe cant exactly do wwhat wwe did before not to mention wwe used that good for nothin soporsuckin moron as a distraction an im not too keen on joinin forces wwith him all too soon
im sure hell likely make a memo wwhen hes ready to set it in motion wwhatevver it is hes plannin
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You wwere the sniper that delivvered the super sopor the last time?
He specifically told me he wwouldn't tell me wwhat the plan is.
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so yes
and if kars plannin on not tellin ya he has his reasons for that
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You're both fuckin ignorant, is wwhat that means.
Vvantas wwon't tell me because he thinks I'm going to interfere.
But wwhat you both aren't gettin here is that if you're out a the game then there's a sniper wwith the same fuckin wweapon wwho's probably twwice the shot you evver wwere.
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so this hardly makes ME fuckin ignorant
i mean i can try to talk wwith him about it but no fuckin promises hes pretty set on not trustin ya
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I'm already talking to him, but it wwon't hurt if you do, either.
He trusts you, I presume.