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caughtinanetwork2012-02-22 10:52 pm
grandhighblood) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-02-22 10:52 pm
[01] video
[ Your screen is black. At first you might think it's a glitch, but you're wrong! It's a writhing mass of black...stuff, strands, and it's impossible to tell what it is at first until finally cracks of light cut through and the strands of black peel away from the screen like wet hair.
Which is...what it is. Beads of water speckle the screen and the screen shakes violently as it hits the ground, showing you, The Viewer, who it all motherfucking belongs to.
Despite the curtain of sopping wet hair, his face is very visible, and very pissed off. This is a huge troll, though his size is hard to gauge from the screen itself. His body is hunched over, the muscles in his overgrown arms tense and flexing, the purple sheen of his armor gleaming through the matted tendrils of hair. His teeth are clenched, eyes wide in a brief moment of shock -- bright red, and they're swiveling around in their sockets trying to take in the bright lights that are not searing his skin and sensitive eyeballs, and the new sights around him that just up and appeared the fuck out of nowhere!
He lets out a raspy barking sound, growling and clenching his teeth so hard that one of his fangs pierce his gums, a thin trail of indigo sliding down over his lip and chin. Then he takes a breath, suddenly going very still, the only movement being the large drops of water dripping off his person. Then suddenly, his eyeball swivels down towards the screen, still wide from the overall shock. His voice is low, but clear to all that are even bothering to listen: ]
I motherfucking SEE YOU...
Which is...what it is. Beads of water speckle the screen and the screen shakes violently as it hits the ground, showing you, The Viewer, who it all motherfucking belongs to.
Despite the curtain of sopping wet hair, his face is very visible, and very pissed off. This is a huge troll, though his size is hard to gauge from the screen itself. His body is hunched over, the muscles in his overgrown arms tense and flexing, the purple sheen of his armor gleaming through the matted tendrils of hair. His teeth are clenched, eyes wide in a brief moment of shock -- bright red, and they're swiveling around in their sockets trying to take in the bright lights that are not searing his skin and sensitive eyeballs, and the new sights around him that just up and appeared the fuck out of nowhere!
He lets out a raspy barking sound, growling and clenching his teeth so hard that one of his fangs pierce his gums, a thin trail of indigo sliding down over his lip and chin. Then he takes a breath, suddenly going very still, the only movement being the large drops of water dripping off his person. Then suddenly, his eyeball swivels down towards the screen, still wide from the overall shock. His voice is low, but clear to all that are even bothering to listen: ]
I motherfucking SEE YOU...
[Video]
Odd little shit, you all are.
Re: [Video]
T'ree woids. Pot. Kettle. Black.
[Also, the kid thing is automatic. Bugs has dubbed you Gruesome.]
[Video]
Except I ain't motherfucking little, nor a shit.
Re: [Video]
Yeah still creepy.]
Suure, that's what dey all say.
[Video]
You doubt my motherfucking words?
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But on'y for conversations sake.
[Yeah...which is bad for a guy who lives off of laughter ;;!]
[Video]
Re: [Video]
[He shrugs.]
A course, I ain't a joik so I'll lay off until ya get ya pompadour back.
[Video]
Heh heh heh, well, until then, motherfucker. [And now he declares rabbit hunting season to be open.]
Re: [Video]
Enjoy ya stay, Grandy ol' boy. Der ain't no way outta here.
[Video]
Offering a crooked grin, he turns the feed off.]