[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

Comments

gonna get all up erryones bzns

[0_0]

sollux

grouchy troll: go

[thekidsare0kay]

what.

you stop dat

[0_0]

do you think i can see that conversation?

[Watch her try to take the SFC if he refuses. She'll totally do that.]

he's just embarrassed

[thekidsare0kay]

n0!
why d0es every0ne want t0 read my private c0nversati0ns?
d0esn't any0ne kn0w the meaning 0f encrypti0n??

oh what a poor baby

[0_0]

im only doing it because it involves two trolls that i really do care about!

he is so sad and abused!

[thekidsare0kay]

well we d0n't need y0ur meddling!
it's fine, n0w!

we only abuse him because we care

[0_0]

[Not going to reply anymore, just going to casually sit riiiight next to him.]

Sollux.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Nope, nope, nope, he's shoving his SFC under his stomach and literally lying on it, scowling in her general direction]

Hi.

[0_0]

[That's cute. That's really cute.

Actually it is, but she's going to at least ask nicely just this once before she uses force.]

Give me the communicator.

[thekidsare0kay]

Fuck off!

[He's not playing Aradia! There are encrypted embarrassing conversations with Eridan, too!]

[0_0]

[She's just going to see the ones with Psii!! It's not like she doesn't know how to quickly get to the ones that she needs to read. So geeze, don't worry you butt.]

Well, you leave me no other choice.

[Oh god here we go, she's totally reaching right up in his grill to try to get it.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Argh! He sparks off with irritation and squirms away, batting at her hand]

What's your problem, aa? You don't need to see my stupid shitty embarrassment. Everything's fine now!

[0_0]

[Her problem is she hangs out with certain trolls way too much.

She continues to reach and push her way closer to it, despite getting batted at.]

My problem is I want to make sure it's okay! Plus I really doubt that it has to be that embarrassing, you were just talking to the Helmsman!

[oh my god stop getting louder, you might startle your neighbors.]

I can't help myself, I'm sorry

[withoutasign]

[Yelling through the wall.]

EVERYTHING'S FINE, ARADIA!

never be sorry

[0_0]

[Oh hold on, pausing this to look over to the wall.]

IS IT REALLY?

[withoutasign]

YEAH, WE'RE GOOD, EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF!

[0_0]

OH...

[She sounds sort of disappointed...]

UM. HEY SIGNLESS?

[devwocean]

[Ugh, what is all of this shouting.

BANG BANG BANG]

[0_0]

[Whoa banging.]

YES?

[withoutasign]

YES?

[thekidsare0kay]

[All the facepalming. All of it, as they shout at each other through the wall.]

See? It was just stupid, and it's over now, and we don't need to dredge it up again.

[0_0]

[Okay, she slides back down after the yelling stops and pouts slightly.]

... If you say so.

[8) Just... waiting for him to let his guard down.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[It takes him a minute, bristling for a while, then he settles his head onto the pillow again with a soft groan]

Is your ancestor here?

[0_0]

[She had been wondering when he was going to ask that.]

She is.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He gropes around until he finds her hand and squeezes] What's she like?