Thirty-Fourth Flare - Video - Birds, Birds, Everywhere

[prominence_glow]

So yeah, turns out Myde was pregnant.

[Way to open up a feed, Lea. But he's grinning into the camera, hair tied back and in a too large t-shirt and pants. He's also covered in soft downy feathers of all sorts of colors; it isn't easy calming down the flock when they're so excitable. As he adjusts the camera, it's obvious he's near some rather simple looking stables. Anyone who's worked or visited the Phoenix Nest would recognize them as being behind there.]

[When he's done fiddling with the view, the camera is focused on a group of Chocobos. There's Myde, one of the adults and a beautiful soft brown with specks of white on her chest, looking tired but calmly pleased. Hovering near her is Alex, a bright red who couldn't look more proud as he nuzzles Myde.]

[And around them?]

Yep, looks like the second generation of Vatheon-born Chocochicks are here! Heh, aren't they adorable? And new colors, too, look!

[Lea looks just as proud as Alex as he sits down amongst the chirping, energetic chicks. There are seven in all, and they happily flop and flutter onto the teen. There are a few very pale gray chicks, and another couple which are a much darker shade, a strange kind of lavender-gray. There are a pair of soft colored yellows and one lone red. Lea handles all of them carefully and with utter adoration.]

I'll cut everyone the same deal Stein did whenever his chocobos laid eggs. If you think you can give one of these sweethearts a good home, and you can tell me so, I'll let you keep one. Myde and Alex won't mind.

Mistreat them and I will wreck your life.

[He says it with a cheery grin that is 100% brutal honesty.]


((ooc: Yep! Lea is giving away chocobo chicks. Just have your character comment and Lea will talk it out. I'll keep track of who has which chick here in the ooc.

2 yellow: Demyx, Squall Leonhart
3 white : Motochika, Aradia Megido
2 black : Jacob
1 red : Dave Strider))

Comments

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[ninthserenade]

M'not a dork.

_{[Lies, he is.]}

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[prominence_glow]

You quote movie lines at me.

So a dork.

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[ninthserenade]

And you're dating a guy who has a collection of sitars and has a thing for redheads.

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[prominence_glow]

Wait wait wait. Redheads? Plural?

Man, who else have you been eying the ass of? I didn't know this was a kink for you, Dem.

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[ninthserenade]

Hey, s'not my fault I mistook Axel for you that one time. And, uh... I sorta got caught under the mistletoe with Lysunder. S-So... Uh...

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[prominence_glow]

[He starts to crack a grin at remembering what happened to Axel... And then it's gone. Wait what now.]

...Wait, you macked with one of the trolls? Dude, I didn't think you were serious when he was hittin' on you.

[At least he doesn't sound panicky/outraged/betrayed?]

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[ninthserenade]

I, er... Yeah.

<sub>[Oh man, awkward awkward awkward.]

You're not mad, are you? I mean, s'just the mistletoe thingy 'n... W-Well... I kinda initiated it.</sub>

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[prominence_glow]

...You realize me and him are gonna have to resort to fisticuffs over your hand in marriage now, right?

Or at least the right to your ass.

[Yeah, he went there.]

video; 1/?

[ninthserenade]

I can de--

[ninthserenade]

_{[Wait. Fighting over marriage?]}

[ninthserenade]

_{[...And his ass.]}

[ninthserenade]

_{[The rights to his ass.]}

[ninthserenade]

_{[His ass.]}

[ninthserenade]

Uhh...

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[ninthserenade]

Er... You can't just, uh... Y'know... Share me?

[ninthserenade]

_{[Wait, wait. Hold the phone...]}

[ninthserenade]

Dude, I've been on the bottom twice. I don't even know how that'd really work with three people--I mean... Would anything even fit up there?

DONE

[ninthserenade]

B-Besides--! I-I, uh... I-It was just a kiss, right? S'not like I jerked him off or anything--!

_{[Even though he sort of was touching his horns.]}

1/3

[prominence_glow]

[....Demyx, honey, no.]

2/3

[prominence_glow]

[...Or maybe yes.]

[prominence_glow]

Hey man, be careful. He's an alien, remember? We don't know what they have under their clothes.

Maybe they have, like, barbed cocks or something.

[Yeah, this is a thing that is taking place on a public feed. No regrets.]

I don't even want to know how that would feel going in.

[ninthserenade]

But they look human for the most part, yeah?

_{[Yep, totally discussing troll-junk.]}

Wouldn't that kinda depend on how uh, barby it is? I mean if it's dull and stuff you'd think it'd feel good or something.

[prominence_glow]

Yeah, but with horns and sharp teeth and all sorts of weird stuff. Who knows what's going on down under.

[Actually becoming a legitimate discussion instead of trolling attempt, whoops. They need an intervention.]

Really? How'd it feel good?

[ninthserenade]

Maybe I should ask or something.

_{[Or a Troll-Sex Ed class. Maybe both.]}

Well, er... It's kinda weird cuz there's this spot that feels kinda nice when something touches it, so I'm just kinda figuring that dull bumps would be kinda okay or somethin' cuz fingers are pretty good against it.

_{[Oh Light is he really talking about this with Lea yep he sure is.]}

[prominence_glow]

I'm pretty sure that will get you punched in the face, man.

[Both sounds good.]

[Also, utter fascination right now. It is so enlightening, having an older boyfriend.]

Seriously? Okay, know what, I'm not gonna ask how you know that. So, what else do you think might be under there? Do you think tentacles are a valid option?