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036 ♋ [TEXT] finally off hiatus

WHO THE KNIFE-SHITTING FUCK DYED MY HAIR????????
SPEAK UP YOU COWARD BECAUSE WHEN I FIND YOU I AM GOING TO TEAR OFF EVERY SINGLE STRAND FROM YOUR HEAD WITH MY BARE HANDS FOR THE ATROCITY YOU HAVE COMMITTED
AND BY THE TIME I'M DONE YOU WILL REGRET HAVING EVER HAD THE AUDACITY TO COMPLY WITH WHATEVER MECHANICS OF REPRODUCTION WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING YOUR OFFENSIVE EXISTENCE INTO THIS REALITY
AND I WILL BEAT THE SKULL EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO SO MUCH AS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS UNTIL I FIND THE GLOBELESS SCOUNDREL WHO DID THIS!!!
P.S. FUCK YOU!
DON'T THINK I ONLY NOTICED YOU DID THIS TO ME TOO, NOOKSCUM, I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO ERIDAN
AND AS SOON AS HE WAKES UP FROM HIS COMA I WILL DIRECT HIM STRAIGHT TO YOUR HIVE FOR YOUR WELL-DESERVED ANNIHILATION.
HOW LONG HAS HE EVEN BEEN ASLEEP?
SPEAKING OF WHICH
HOW IN ANY REPULSIVE HELL DID I FALL ASLEEP FOR THREE AND A HALF WEEKS????
LIKE SERIOUSLY
I WOKE UP, AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SEVENTH, AND I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP IN THE FIRST PLACE!
I HAD SHIT TO DO
IMPORTANT THINGS
THINGS THAT WERE NOT MEANT TO WAIT UNTIL NOW, WHICH AS I FOUND OUT WHEN I CHECKED MY SFC IS MAY FUCKING FIRST.
ALSO MAY IS A STUPID NAME FOR A MONTH, HUMAN CALENDARS ARE RETARDED.
NO ONE ASKED IF THEY MAY PUT ME TO SLEEP UNTIL THE START OF IT!
WHICH IS BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE
SHIT SO FOUL THAT ALIENS ON OTHER PLANETS ARE WRINKLING UP THEIR SNIFF NODE EQUIVALENTS AND WONDERING JUST WHAT PRODUCED THAT FOUL GALACTIC REEK.
JEGUS CHRIST THIS IS GOING TO BE A MIGRAINE WAITING TO HAPPEN AND I ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE JUST FROM THIS.
EVERYONE, REPORT IN, RIGHT NOW, NO EXCEPTIONS.
I NEED TO KNOW ALL WHAT I MISSED AND HOW MUCH SHIT THE TEAM HAS LANDED ITSELF IN WITHOUT SOMEONE COMPETENT TO KEEP THEM FROM KNOCKING THEIR CRANIAL PLATES INTO THE NEAREST WALL.
I WILL NOT EVEN BE SURPRISED IF IT TAKES A WHOLE MONTH ENTIRELY, IF NOT MORE, TO DISENTANGLE THE MESS THAT INEVITABLY COLLECTED IN MY ABSENCE.
UGH.
I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP FOR A YEAR AFTER THIS.

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[ Seems like he hasn't gone back and seen her post. Excellent. ]

Don't mention it! Anyfin for a friend.
I just )(ope fis)(face doesn't take a t)(ree-week nap too...

Edited 2012-05-01 17:48 (UTC)

[He wants to get info from people directly first, plus that's a lot to slog through when he's still waking up.]

SAME HERE.
HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN SLEEPING, THOUGH?
SHORTER THAN ME OBVIOUSLY SINCE HE WAS STILL AWAKE WHENEVER I PASSED OUT.
AND WHAT DID I MISS BETWEEN THEN AND YOU FALLING INTO YOUR OWN COMA.

Only about a week and a )(alf!
I am pretty sure )(e did it on purpose, too...
O)(! Were you awake for t)(e party?
T)(ere was a party! On a boat!

PARTY?
I NEVER EVEN HEARD THERE WAS GOING TO BE ONE.
WHY DID IT HAPPEN
AND IS THE BOAT STILL THERE?

Noooo idea w)(y it )(appened!
I guess w)(oever pulled t)(at April Fools stunt was sorry?
But no t)(e boat's gone now. 38(
I t)(ink t)(at's all t)(e good news I )(ave t)(oug)(!
-Everyt)(ing else is eit)(er up in t)(e air or not so great news.

BETTER I MISSED IT
I WOULD HAVE RAGED HARDCORE THAT THEY WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THINK A PARTY ON A BOAT THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN LET US KEEP WOULD MAKE UP FOR THAT STUNT.
BUT TELL ME ALL OF IT, FEFERI.
THE "UP IN THE AIR" STUFF AND THE NOT SO GREAT PARTS
ESPECIALLY THE LATTER, BECAUSE, HELLO, I'M THE LEADER AND I NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF SO I CAN DEAL WITH IT.

W)(ale okay if you insist!

One doesn't even really )(ave anyt)(ing to do wit)( you, actually.
But I would rat)(er you )(ear it from me t)(an get t)(e wrong idea from someone else!

I'm not SUP-ER proud of it but
I kind of started letting Sollux's ancestor t)(ink I'm giving )(im orders...
I know )(ow bad it sounds, so you don't )(ave to say it!
Just, after two and a )(alf mont)(s, )(e still expects me to be like MY ancestor.
It's like )(e's on edge, just waiting for it to )(appen. 38(
)(e even called me -Empress once already...

But I'm being really careful wit)( it! I promise!
)(e seems so muc)( less uneasy, so I t)(ink it'll be easier to s)(ow )(im I'm not like )(er if I do it in a way t)(at he's comfortable wit)(.
Am I making any sense??

Sollux already knows about it, but I don't know w)(o else does.

NO, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP HIM IF YOU'RE ORDERING HIM TO DO SHIT???
THAT'S JUST PLAYING INTO THE WAY HE'S BEEN PROGRAMMED INSTEAD OF SHOWING HIM HE CAN BE EQUAL TO THE REST OF US.
EVEN IF YOU ARE DOING IT WITH GOOD INTENTIONS I SERIOUSLY CAN THINK IT'S GOING TO HELP.

I'm not ACTUALLY ordering )(im to do anyt)(ing t)(oug)(, t)(at's t)(e point!
But still
I can't just force )(im to see me as somet)(ing )(e isn't ready to see me as.
I tried t)(at and all it did was )(urt )(im. I could tell.
W)(enever )(e'd do somet)(ing because it's w)(at )(e t)(oug)(t I would want )(im to do, if I WAS t)(e -Empress
And I told )(im t)(at wasn't w)(at I wanted at all...
It just seemed to do more )(arm! And )(e t)(oug)(t )(e displeased me or somet)(ing and was just
I didn't know w)(at else to do because even just telling )(im )(e didn't need to serve me or please me, )(e seemed to t)(ink it was because of somet)(ing )(-E did!
I couldn't go on like t)(at anymore.

So I can let )(im t)(ink I'm like t)(e -Empress and t)(at I )(ave t)(e same expectations as )(er
And let )(im act on t)(at
Or I can s)(ow )(im ot)(erwise in a way )(e understands.
And I owe it to )(im to make sure )(e knows t)(at )(e's )(is own troll....
Not somebody's possession, not a s)(ip's battery or anyt)(ing like t)(at.
But just straig)(t up saying t)(at wasn't working!
And I t)(ink if I can prove to )(im t)(at I respect )(im and )(is opinion, rat)(er t)(an just telling )(im
It'll be easier w)(en I tell )(im )(e doesn't )(ave to take my orders.

Plus it )(asn't even come up, really.
All t)(at )(appened was I told )(im )(e didn't need to get violent for me.
And t)(en we got ice cream toget)(er.
T)(at was it!

Edited 2012-05-01 19:14 (UTC)

THIS IS A CONVOLUTED PAN-WARPING MESS NO MATTER HOW IT'S APPROACHED, ISN'T IT?
FIGURES.
GIVE ME A MINUTE TO THINK IT OVER SOME MORE.

[He falls quiet for a bit, rereading her words and considering their meaning in comparison with his own thoughts and knowledge of the Psiioniic. He wasn't kidding with what he said above.]

THOUGH I DON'T LIKE THAT IT'S GOING THAT WAY
I GUESS
FROM THE SOUND OF IT
THERE'S NOT MUCH ACTUAL CHOICE.
AT LEAST NOT A MEANINGFUL ONE.
SO CONSIDER THAT... MY "OK" TO THE ISSUE, INASMUCH AS I CAN GIVE ONE TO SUCH AN UNCOMFORTABLE TOPIC.
IT WOULD BE EASIER IF WE COULD JUST TELL HIM HE'S NOT A POSSESSION OR SOMETHING TO BE ORDERED AND HAVE THAT BE THAT, BUT BETWEEN WHAT YOU'VE SAID AND MY OWN EXPERIENCES TALKING TO HIM, IT'S NOT THAT EASY.

If it means anyt)(ing I'm not "ok" wit)( it eit)(er, really.
I just )(ope one day )(e'll decide )(e's done taking orders and tell me as muc)(.
T)(at would be the best.

I told you it wasn't suc)( great news t)(oug)(!

I KNOW, AND I'M NOT ARGUING THAT PART.
SHITTY NEWS IS SHITTY NEWS AND I'LL COMMENT ON THAT PART IF I WANT.
BUT YEAH
HOPEFULLY HE GETS BETTER SOMEHOW
TO THE DEGREE THAT HE ACTUALLY CAN AFTER WHAT HE WAS PUT THROUGH.
ANY OTHER NEWS I SHOULD KNOW?

Yea)(! You mig)(t like t)(is a lot better.
T)(oug)( t)(is is t)(e up in t)(e air part!
After a lot of t)(inking
And some advice from a particular clown-bro
I asked -Eridan if )(e wanted to be my moirail again. 38)
)(e said )(e )(ad to t)(ink about it
T)(en )(e passed out two days later!
So I am still waiting to )(ear w)(at )(e has to say.

YOU
WHAT, SERIOUSLY?
ARE YOU POSITIVE?
I MEAN HE'S BETTER THAN HE USED TO BE BUT HE CAN STILL BE A LOT TO HANDLE IN THAT QUADRANT.
I NEARLY GAVE UP FROM SHEER FRUSTRATION MORE THAN ONCE, AND NOT OUT OF OVERREACTION, BUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO SERIOUS STUFF
NAMELY ABOUT HOW NOT TO BE A TOTAL DIPSHIT AND THEREBY NOT GET HIMSELF KILLED.

If t)(ere is anyone besides you w)(o knows w)(at a )(assle )(e can be, it's me!
I t)(oug)(t about t)(at too and w)(at always got me before was t)(at )(e never listened at all
Not even to t)(e little t)(ings.
But we've )(ad some c)(ances to reconnect )(ere you know. It's been great!
It's not perfect but we've )(ad our moments and it's somet)(ing I am totally ready work wit)(!
If )(e says yes anyway.

Edited 2012-05-02 14:41 (UTC)

AT LEAST HE'S PROBABLY EASIER TO HANDLE NOW THAN HE WAS.
HE HAS LEARNED, I'VE SEEN IT MYSELF
AND NOW THERE ISN'T THE ISSUE OF RED FEELINGS FOR YOU TO MUCK IT UP EITHER IF HE ACCEPTS.
THAT POINT I CAN'T PREDICT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
BUT IF HE DOES, I SUPPOSE I COULD OFFER MYSELF UP FOR ADVICE IF YOU EVER NEED IT.
PEOPLE ALREADY ASK ME ADVICE ON EVERY OTHER ROMANTIC SUBJECT.

)(e's a LOT easier to )(andle, and t)(at's exactly it.
Sometimes I t)(ink last time around, we bot)( got so lost in our own agendas t)(at we didn't really see eye to eye anymore.
Like maybe we bot)( could )(ave done t)(ings better...

Anyway!! I appreciate the offer, I will SO take you up on it.
T)(oug)( I'm pretty sure t)(is is still going to be a team effort eit)(er way.

EXACTLY.
A MOIRALLEGIANCE REQUIRES COOPERATION FROM BOTH PARTIES
AND WHILE I WAS GENUINELY PALE FOR HIM AT THE TIME AND HE OBVIOUSLY LEARNED TO LISTEN TO ME
SOMETIMES I THINK IT WAS SORT OF WEIGHTED TO ONE SIDE ON WHO DID WHAT FOR THE OTHER.
GAMZEE AND I BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT BETTER
AND HOPEFULLY YOU TWO WILL BE ABLE TO BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT, TOO
PROVIDED HE ACCEPTS, ETC ETC.
MAYBE I'LL ASK HIM WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT IT WHEN I GET THE CHANCE
NOT TO FORCE HIM, BUT IN CASE HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO LISTEN SO HE CAN SORT HIS FEELINGS OUT.

T)(at would be kind of nice, actually.
)(e was talking a lot about )(ow I deserved "better" and I really wanted to talk t)(at out wit)( )(im but I didn't want to seem like I was trying to force )(im to say yes!
Especially considering I kind of gave )(im a talking-to a w)(ile back about not pus)(ing quadrants on people w)(en )(e was trying it wit)( Gamzee... 38T

THEN I'LL ASK HIM ABOUT IT AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS.
WHATEVER HE DECIDES, I'LL LEAVE THAT FOR HIM TO SAY TO YOU
BUT I KNOW FULL WELL HE HAS TO HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ON THIS STUFF CONSIDERING ALL THE TIME HE'S HAD TO CONSIDER IT AND LEARN FROM IT.
BUT I WILL SAY THIS
IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN PULL IT OFF AND MAKE IT WORK, I HOPE HE AGREES TO IT.
HE'S THE KIND OF TROLL WHO COULD USE THAT SUPPORT.

I really do t)(ink it can work!
But if )(e's not interested, I'll understand.

I t)(ink t)(at mig)(t be all t)(e news I )(ave for you.
If I tell you about t)(e cupcake stand you are probably going to say you don't care.

NO, I DEFINITELY DO NOT.
BUT THE REST WAS GOOD INFORMATION AT LEAST.
YOU WANT TO BRING OVER THE DYE AND STUFF?
EVEN IF I CAN'T USE IT I CAN AT LEAST HOLD ONTO IT UNTIL ERIDAN'S AWAKE AGAIN.

Yea)( I'll bring it over rig)(t away!
I mean it )(as intructions on t)(e box and everyt)(ing.
It can't be TOO )(ard...

FEFERI, I DO NOT GIVE EVEN THE TINIEST, MOST ODORLESS SHIT ABOUT HOW EASY THE INSTRUCTIONS MIGHT MAKE IT SEEM.
I'M NOT DOING IT, AND YOU JUST KNOW ERIDAN WOULD PITCH A FIT IF ANYONE BUT HIM DYED THE STREAK BACK INTO HIS HAIR.
I HAVE LIVED WITH HIM FOR MOST OF A YEAR AND I HAVE SEEN HOW PARTICULARLY HE GETS ABOUT THAT CRAP, AND HE'S ALREADY GOING TO PITCH A FIT THAT THE STREAK GOT DYED OUT.
MESS WITH IT ANYMORE AND THE BUBBLE WILL COLLECTIVELY GO DEAF FROM HIS SHRIEKING.
I ALSO DON'T WANT TO MISS FUCKING UP MY HAIR MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS, SO I'LL EITHER WAIT FOR HIM OR GET SOMEONE WHO'S USED THAT STUFF BEFORE TO FIX IT.

Okay okay!! I get it!
-E)(e)(e)( you know
It's good to )(ave you back. 38)

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