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[unconchonable]

wwho the scumsuckin blisterin bloody FUCK thought it a good idea to take advvantage a me wwhile i wwas asleep
here i am wwakin up nearly twwo earth human wweeks later
gaze upon myself in the fuckin mirror to discovver MY PURPLE STREAK IS FUCKIN GONE
wwho has the dowwnright fuckin SHAMEGLOBES to do that shit
come forth so i may wreak upon you the rightful retribution that such a impudent and unwwarranted act deservves
you do NOT touch my fuckin hair
not wwhen im awwake not wwhen im asleep not EVVER
wwhen i find out wwho did this ill be sure you tremble in fuckin TERROR the next time you so much as GLANCE at a box of hair dye or soil your pants at the vvery thought a doin such a profound act of blasphemy
youll fuckin wweep tears of anguish and remorse for this i guarantee you that and if you try to hide i swwear to fuckin FUCK ill make this that much wworse you arrogant incorrigible sandcrawwlin piece a fuckin SHIT
SO WWHO WWAS IT STEP THE FUCK FORWWARD YOU GRUBFUCKIN DIRTSCRAPPER

Comments

[p2iioniicii2t]

IIt ii2 good two 2ee you are doiing well, young hiighblood.

[f8tal]

Pro8lem, Ampora~?

[unconchonable]

GOOD
you call this good
yes im so fuckin good so dowwnright fuckin GRAND that someone wwaltz their wworthless NOOK on ovver to my hivve and did this unforgivvable SIN to me
holy fuck your perception of life is evven more fucked than i thought

[text]

[redcladidealist]

[It takes Lloyd a while to make sense of all that text, and even then, he really only has the gist. Are some of those words even words?]

can't you just die it again?

1/2

[unconchonable]

[Wait a second.... wait. A. Second.]

2/2

[unconchonable]

IT WWAS YOU WWASNT IT

[p2iioniicii2t]

You two thiing2 twoday that you were not.
One: con2ciiou2.
Two: functiional.
Thii2 ii2 good and there are many that wiill be plea2ed by your change iin fortune.

[f8tal]

Wha~t was me?
I have noooooooo idea what you could 8e talking a8out!

[text]

[unconchonable]

THATS NOT THE POINT
of course i can die
...
DYE it again but the vvery fact they did anythin AT FUCKIN ALL is so fuckin insultin and outright outta their place to do
NO ONE TOUCHES MY FUCKIN HAIR
NO ONE

[unconchonable]

you knoww EXACTLY wwhat im talkin about you vvile scumfuckin landBITCH
wwhat the FUCK do you think youre doin
WWHAT POSSESSED YOU TO THINK YOU HAD ANY RIGHT TO DO SUCH A THING
my hair MY FUCKIN HAIR
alwways goin for the fuckin wweak spot you classless HAG wwhats next my fuckin gills my fins
im gonna rip you asunder serket just you fuckin WWAIT

[text]

[redcladidealist]

okay you said you wear asleep for two weeks. may be they just washed your hair for you so it wouldnt stink adn your hair die washed out.

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO WAKE UP THE SAME DAY AS ME, BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
ANYWAYS:
VRISKA.
THANK ME LATER BY DYING THE DUMB AS FUCK STREAK OUT OF MY HAIR WHEN YOU FIX YOURS.

[video]

[flammatory]

You guys are really serious about your hair, aren't you? Is this some kind of mortal insult for trolls?

[ex_fintastic398]

Good morning to you too!
I boug)(t you a bleac)(ing kit and some dye...
Like I told Karkat, I locked t)(e doors! So I don't know )(ow anyone got in.

[unconchonable]

WWELL
ok ill givve ya that but this is HARDLY the fuckin condition i wwanna wwake in
its dowwnright fuckin unforgivvable

[ninthserenade]

wait someone dyed your hair
dude
why couldnt they dye mine wtf
i mean i woulnt mind a streak but jeeze

[TEXT] 1/2

[unconchonable]

oh
glad to see youre awwake and not just missin
i wwas a little wworried there but
yeah i figured it wwas her she didnt exactly do a good job in tryin to make herself seem innocent of the travvesty
though wwhat streak she dyed your hair too
that fuckin bitch shes no shame nor any fuckin self control ovver her bitchful escapades but ill be sure to fix it for ya if you really hate it

[TEXT] 2/2

[unconchonable]

[A moment later...]



im REALLY am glad to see you awwake though
i missed you





<3

[unconchonable]

oh
uh thanks fef i really appreciate that
vvriska did it so a locked door wwouldnt keep her out anywway
wwait so you came ovver wwhile i wwas passed out i mean im not surprised since ivve been gone for nearly twwo wweeks an all
but you honestly didnt havve to burden yourself wwith that

[f8tal]

I could have just sh8ved it all off!
Actually that's a gr8 idea!
Next time you fall into a coma I will do just that~.

[video]

[unconchonable]

[Flipping on the video himself. Bowing his head down enough to show how his hair is indeed without a purple streak.]

It's not a mortal insult to us trolls in general, but when I hawe a stylish as fuck streak an' someone takes adwantage of my unconsciousness and dyes it out, I take it as an insult! No one is allowed to fuckin' lay a PRONG on my hair without my permission!

[But then it strikes him that he mentioned guys.]

... So I'm guessin' Kar threw a fit about his hair as well?

[ex_fintastic398]

Well I mean not like on purpose!
I came over to see you and t)(e door was unlocked but no one answered.
Of COURS-E I )(ad to make sure everyt)(ing was okay, and I found you bot)( passed out.
So I just made sure everyt)(ing was put away and locked up and t)(at you wouldn't wake up and accidentally take a big gulp of spoiled milk
3XP
It wasn't a big deal, I mean you live rig)(t next door.

And damn, I s)(ould )(ave known to Vriskaproof it. Stupid Vriska!!

[unconchonable]

yeah and that someone wwas big fat bitchy vvris
if you wwant your hair dyed i wwouldnt mind helpin ya wwith that but right noww i got a crisis to deal wwith

[ninthserenade]

wait she did that? thats kinda dumb
but uhm
anythin i can do to help you out bro?

[unconchonable]

DONT YOU DARE
ill string your innards across all a vvatheon dont think i fuckin wwont
this towwn needs a neww paint job and wwhat better than bitchy ass cerulean