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caughtinanetwork2012-07-14 03:49 pm
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-07-14 03:49 pm
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BEING AS MY PREVIOUS EMPLOYER HAS BEEN GONE FROM VATHEON FOR ABOUT HALF A MONTH
AND CERTAIN OTHER COMPLICATIONS OF LIFE ARE FINALLY SETTLED DOWN
THIS SEEMS THE OPTIMAL TIME TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB.
AND YES, THE FACT THAT I HAVE MADE THIS POST MEANS THAT I AM LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS.
NO, SPIDER, I WILL NOT GO INTO JOURNALISM BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN THINK WE HAVE A NEWSPAPER HERE.
NO, GUY WITH THE UGLY HAIR I TALKED TO EARLIER IN THE MONTH, I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE A BOOK.
NO, EMPTYLOBED SHITWITS WHO WANT TO SUGGEST STUPID THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN SHAMEFULLY UNATTRACTIVE LAUGHTER CONVULSIONS, I WILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO HUMOR YOU, SO DO ME A FAVOR AND CHOKE ON THE NEAREST EATING UTENSIL.
FOR REFERENCE MY PRIOR EXPERIENCE INCLUDES MISCELLANEOUS TASKS IN RESTAURANTS UNTIL
1) MY FIRST EMPLOYER FIRED EVERYONE IN A FIT OF RAGE-FUELED DOUCHEBAGGERY FOR NO GOOD REASON
2) MY SECOND AS ALREADY STATED VANISHED FROM THE BUBBLE.
FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT WANT THIS JOB AGAIN.
I AM A BADASS WITH A SICKLE
HAVE LEAD A TEAM OF TWELVE UNRULY AND ASSBRAINED MORONS TO VICTORY IN A GAME THAT ENDED ONE WORLD AND CREATED A NEW UNIVERSE
AND I AM DEEPLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ON THE TROPES OF ROMANTIC FILMS, WHICH ARE GREAT SO GO SINK YOUR SKULL INTO THE NEAREST SEWAGE DRAIN IF YOU'RE ONLY HERE TO SAY OTHERWISE.
I'M ALSO GREAT AT PROGRAMMING COMPUTER VIRUSES BUT HAVE NO IDEA WHAT USE THAT WOULD BE HERE.
SO WHATEVER
GIVE SUGGESTIONS, ASK *INTELLIGENT* QUESTIONS, AND WITH ANY LUCK I'LL FIND SOMETHING.
AND CERTAIN OTHER COMPLICATIONS OF LIFE ARE FINALLY SETTLED DOWN
THIS SEEMS THE OPTIMAL TIME TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB.
AND YES, THE FACT THAT I HAVE MADE THIS POST MEANS THAT I AM LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS.
NO, SPIDER, I WILL NOT GO INTO JOURNALISM BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN THINK WE HAVE A NEWSPAPER HERE.
NO, GUY WITH THE UGLY HAIR I TALKED TO EARLIER IN THE MONTH, I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE A BOOK.
NO, EMPTYLOBED SHITWITS WHO WANT TO SUGGEST STUPID THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN SHAMEFULLY UNATTRACTIVE LAUGHTER CONVULSIONS, I WILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO HUMOR YOU, SO DO ME A FAVOR AND CHOKE ON THE NEAREST EATING UTENSIL.
FOR REFERENCE MY PRIOR EXPERIENCE INCLUDES MISCELLANEOUS TASKS IN RESTAURANTS UNTIL
1) MY FIRST EMPLOYER FIRED EVERYONE IN A FIT OF RAGE-FUELED DOUCHEBAGGERY FOR NO GOOD REASON
2) MY SECOND AS ALREADY STATED VANISHED FROM THE BUBBLE.
FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT WANT THIS JOB AGAIN.
I AM A BADASS WITH A SICKLE
HAVE LEAD A TEAM OF TWELVE UNRULY AND ASSBRAINED MORONS TO VICTORY IN A GAME THAT ENDED ONE WORLD AND CREATED A NEW UNIVERSE
AND I AM DEEPLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ON THE TROPES OF ROMANTIC FILMS, WHICH ARE GREAT SO GO SINK YOUR SKULL INTO THE NEAREST SEWAGE DRAIN IF YOU'RE ONLY HERE TO SAY OTHERWISE.
I'M ALSO GREAT AT PROGRAMMING COMPUTER VIRUSES BUT HAVE NO IDEA WHAT USE THAT WOULD BE HERE.
SO WHATEVER
GIVE SUGGESTIONS, ASK *INTELLIGENT* QUESTIONS, AND WITH ANY LUCK I'LL FIND SOMETHING.
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aND S1NCE YOU HAVE ALREADY OUTED JOURNAL1SM, wH1CH ACTUALLY COULD BE SOMETH1NG 1 UH, cOULD SEE YOU F1ND1NG A PASS1ON FOR EVENTUALLY,
wHY DON'T WE FOCUS ON TH1NGS YOU WOULD PERHAPS ENJOY DO1NG?
wHAT K1ND OF JOB WOULD OFFER A HOST OF TH1NGS THAT COULD EQUALLY SU1T YOUR 1NTERESTS AS WELL AS BE SOMETH1NG YOU TH1NK YOU MAY EXCEL AT?
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I'M NOT SAYING JOURNALISM IS A BAD THING FROM HOW IT WAS PRESENTED, I JUST DON'T SEE THE POINT OF IT HERE.
AND WHAT I WANTED ORIGINALLY WAS TO BE A THRESHECUTIONER, BUT THAT IDEA IS WELL AND FULLY DEFENESTRATED SO FAR IT HAS BECOME A FROZEN BIT OF DEBRIS IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE.
SO I DON'T KNOW
SOMETHING WITH MOVIES OR ROMANCE
OR MAYBE BOOKS BUT THOSE ARE LESS MY THING THAN FILM.
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tHERE'S PLENTY PO1NT FOR SUCH A TH1NG. tH1NK OF 1T MORE L1KE NEWS,
yOU ARE HELP1NG PEOPLE TO BE WELL 1NFORMED BY WHAT HAPPEN1NGS ARE HAPPEN1NG 1N A BUBBLE NEAR THEM.
pERHAPS YOU CAN ALSO WR1TE ABOUT TH1NGS 1N CASE PEOPLE M1SSED VAR1OUS EVENTS THAT WOULD ST1MULATE THE1R CUR1OS1TY NODE, oR MAYBE EVEN A GOSS1P COLUMN OF SOME DEGREE.
jOURNAL1SM CAN BE A LOT OF TH1NGS, aND PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS 1NTERESTED 1N ENJOYABLE AND 1NFORMAT1VE READ1NG MATER1AL.
uH, yEAH, yOU M1GHT WANT TO LEAVE THAT GOAL ON THAT BACKBURNER, sOMETH1NG L1KE THAT 1S NOT SU1TED FOR A PLACE L1KE TH1S.
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wELL, yOUR K1SMES1S AND 1 HAVE FOUND ENJOYMENT 1N WATCH1NG F1LMS TOGETHER,
pERHAPS YOU COULD START SOME MEANS OF UH, cLUB, oR COLLECT1VE GROUP OF MOV1E AND ROMANCE ENTHUS1ASTS.
mERELY ASK FOR A JO1N1NG FEE, aND VAR1OUS DUES.
tHE GROUP WOULD OFFER ENTERTA1NMENT AND FAM1L1AR COMPANY AS WELL AS LET YOU 1NFORM OTHERS ABOUT F1LMS AND MAYBE EVEN D1FFERENT VAR1ET1ES OF L1TERATURE.
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i remember john havvin a job at one before
wwhy not try wworkin at one of them
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CONSIDER IT ON THE LIST.
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i myself am thinkin about findin me a job too
better than sittin around the hivve all day
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[ Vichyssoise, vigilante? Same thing, right? ]
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WHERE WOULD I EVEN GET THE MOVIES TO SELL
OR THE BOOKS
BECAUSE THE ONLY ONES I HAVE ARE MY OWN, AND I'M NOT SEEING THEM OFF.
/economyjacking
Subsequently undersell all competiitors by offeriing those same goods at a nomiinal fee.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY WAY TO DUPLICATE YOUR BOOKS, OR THE FILMS YOU ALREADY OWN?
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y0u kn0w y0u're n0t supp0sed t0 lie 0n resumes, right?
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BIGSHOT ARROGANT HACKER DUDE DOESN'T NEGATE THE AREA WHERE I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME TALENT.
VIRUSES ARE MY SPECIALTY AND YOU KNOW IT.
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f0r pe0ple wh0 can't find their n00k with b0th hands and a map.
but that aside, i h0pe y0u find a g00d j0b.
i never s0rt 0f th0ught ab0ut getting 0ne. maybe i sh0uld.
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Perhaps you could find a job in one of the film shops if you have such an affinity for the romance genre or find something around the city that interests you. Films, these 'computers'... Really, the possibilities are endless if you know where to look.
You'll have to forgive me for asking this, though; computers, what are they? Admittedly it's the first I've come across that word here and nearly everything is decades, perhaps even centuries ahead of my own world.
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AND HEADS UP, I'M NOT HERE TO TEACH YOU TECHNOLOGY!
HOW WOULD I EVEN EXPLAIN A COMPUTER TO SOMEONE FROM A CULTURE SO BACKWARDS THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THEM.
I WOULD SAY ASK THE GUY WITH YELLOW AND ZEROES IN HIS TEXT, BUT ODDS ARE HIGH ENOUGH THAT HE WOULD JUST TELL YOU TO DO RUDE THINGS WITH YOUR GROSS PRESUMABLY HUMAN ANATOMY.
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Am I to assume that you and this yellow-texted person you mentioned aren't human?
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so purrhaps you could open a dating agency X33
or something else to do with giving out romantic advice!
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ROMANCE ADVICE... MIGHT WORK.
I'LL PUT IT ON THE LIST BEHIND THE OTHER IDEA I'VE GOT GOING NOW, IN CASE THAT DOESN'T PAN OUT.
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Anyway, maybe find a bookstore to work at or something? Or maybe teach some kind of fighting class at the school that's going to start up.
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I WANT SOMETHING I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THIS TIME.
ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED MOVIE STORES FOR ME THAT IT'S FIRST ON MY LIST, BUT THE BOOKSTORE IDEA I WILL KEEP BEHIND IT AND SAVE FOR SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW IN CASE HIS OWN IDEA DOESN'T WORK OUT.
BUT WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A SCHOOL.
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But how have you been, dear? It's been so long since we've spoken!
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Yeah, no shit. Mrs... Frisbee?
[He's not meaning to be rude; it's just been ages.]
I have been slowly de-stressing from a tidal wave of bullshit, which is now thankfully passed, and will hopefully stay passed if the condition of its auricular sponge clots means anything to it.
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