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caughtinanetwork2012-07-14 03:49 pm
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-07-14 03:49 pm
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BEING AS MY PREVIOUS EMPLOYER HAS BEEN GONE FROM VATHEON FOR ABOUT HALF A MONTH
AND CERTAIN OTHER COMPLICATIONS OF LIFE ARE FINALLY SETTLED DOWN
THIS SEEMS THE OPTIMAL TIME TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB.
AND YES, THE FACT THAT I HAVE MADE THIS POST MEANS THAT I AM LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS.
NO, SPIDER, I WILL NOT GO INTO JOURNALISM BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN THINK WE HAVE A NEWSPAPER HERE.
NO, GUY WITH THE UGLY HAIR I TALKED TO EARLIER IN THE MONTH, I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE A BOOK.
NO, EMPTYLOBED SHITWITS WHO WANT TO SUGGEST STUPID THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN SHAMEFULLY UNATTRACTIVE LAUGHTER CONVULSIONS, I WILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO HUMOR YOU, SO DO ME A FAVOR AND CHOKE ON THE NEAREST EATING UTENSIL.
FOR REFERENCE MY PRIOR EXPERIENCE INCLUDES MISCELLANEOUS TASKS IN RESTAURANTS UNTIL
1) MY FIRST EMPLOYER FIRED EVERYONE IN A FIT OF RAGE-FUELED DOUCHEBAGGERY FOR NO GOOD REASON
2) MY SECOND AS ALREADY STATED VANISHED FROM THE BUBBLE.
FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT WANT THIS JOB AGAIN.
I AM A BADASS WITH A SICKLE
HAVE LEAD A TEAM OF TWELVE UNRULY AND ASSBRAINED MORONS TO VICTORY IN A GAME THAT ENDED ONE WORLD AND CREATED A NEW UNIVERSE
AND I AM DEEPLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ON THE TROPES OF ROMANTIC FILMS, WHICH ARE GREAT SO GO SINK YOUR SKULL INTO THE NEAREST SEWAGE DRAIN IF YOU'RE ONLY HERE TO SAY OTHERWISE.
I'M ALSO GREAT AT PROGRAMMING COMPUTER VIRUSES BUT HAVE NO IDEA WHAT USE THAT WOULD BE HERE.
SO WHATEVER
GIVE SUGGESTIONS, ASK *INTELLIGENT* QUESTIONS, AND WITH ANY LUCK I'LL FIND SOMETHING.
AND CERTAIN OTHER COMPLICATIONS OF LIFE ARE FINALLY SETTLED DOWN
THIS SEEMS THE OPTIMAL TIME TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB.
AND YES, THE FACT THAT I HAVE MADE THIS POST MEANS THAT I AM LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS.
NO, SPIDER, I WILL NOT GO INTO JOURNALISM BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN THINK WE HAVE A NEWSPAPER HERE.
NO, GUY WITH THE UGLY HAIR I TALKED TO EARLIER IN THE MONTH, I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE A BOOK.
NO, EMPTYLOBED SHITWITS WHO WANT TO SUGGEST STUPID THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN SHAMEFULLY UNATTRACTIVE LAUGHTER CONVULSIONS, I WILL NOT EVEN BEGIN TO HUMOR YOU, SO DO ME A FAVOR AND CHOKE ON THE NEAREST EATING UTENSIL.
FOR REFERENCE MY PRIOR EXPERIENCE INCLUDES MISCELLANEOUS TASKS IN RESTAURANTS UNTIL
1) MY FIRST EMPLOYER FIRED EVERYONE IN A FIT OF RAGE-FUELED DOUCHEBAGGERY FOR NO GOOD REASON
2) MY SECOND AS ALREADY STATED VANISHED FROM THE BUBBLE.
FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT WANT THIS JOB AGAIN.
I AM A BADASS WITH A SICKLE
HAVE LEAD A TEAM OF TWELVE UNRULY AND ASSBRAINED MORONS TO VICTORY IN A GAME THAT ENDED ONE WORLD AND CREATED A NEW UNIVERSE
AND I AM DEEPLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ON THE TROPES OF ROMANTIC FILMS, WHICH ARE GREAT SO GO SINK YOUR SKULL INTO THE NEAREST SEWAGE DRAIN IF YOU'RE ONLY HERE TO SAY OTHERWISE.
I'M ALSO GREAT AT PROGRAMMING COMPUTER VIRUSES BUT HAVE NO IDEA WHAT USE THAT WOULD BE HERE.
SO WHATEVER
GIVE SUGGESTIONS, ASK *INTELLIGENT* QUESTIONS, AND WITH ANY LUCK I'LL FIND SOMETHING.
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