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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

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[unconchonable]

is it too much for me to think that my owwn flippin matesprit wwould havve a little more faith in me than that
but fine wwell talk later an youll SEE that you can trust me

[Click!]

[sp8der8itch]

::::D
Wellllllll Mr. Dualscar you are veeeeeeeery welcome here.
Let me say it is an honor to have one such as you here.
Considering the other dum8 losers present.
I also h8 to inform you that this place, is unesc8able.
We are all stuck here.

[rebull]

oH,
uH,
1 W1LL?
oKAY,
r1GHT.
cALL ME mENDACTY.

[p2iioniicii2t]

II would never, 2iir.
IIt ii2 2iimply a matter of travel two your locatiion.

private psii<->summoner;

[p2iioniicii2t]

Do not fear for me, 2ummoner.
II

II wiill be alriight.
Allow me keep the hiighblood content.
That ii2 all II a2k.

[voice]

[devwocean]

[And he has all the smugness] I'm learnin' a lot, did you expect anythin' different?

Oh shit

[devwocean]

There's no need to be sarcastic, Spinneret.
Wwhen did you get here?

[voice]

[hecklinghare]

[Oh boy. He's got your number, pal.]

Well, confidentially....

[pause for effect.]

Yeah.

[devwocean]

Then I'll assume you're a rustblood and react accordingly.
Givve me your name, 'leader'.

[zelda_hylia]

I am a Hylian. As far as I have been able to determine here in Vatheon, a species known as "elves" is very similar to my own.

[She pulls out her SFC, looking him up. Sure enough, there he is. With his name, she can send him the posts easily enough - a copy of the slightly outdated info brochure as well as a link to discussions on current events. And then she sees the lovely, oh so polite post he made to introduce himself with. WELL.]

The first post covers the basics of this city. The second is a discussion we are currently having. There may be trouble in the near future, and we would like to be prepared for it.

[bethehugejerk]

I WILL NOT LET MYSELF BE ORDERED AROUND BY YOU, REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER MY HYPOTHETICAL COLOR MAY OR MAY NOT BE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD TELL YOU MY NAME, EITHER.

[devwocean]

I see.
Interesting.
Wwhat's your name?
And wwhat makes you say that?

[rebull]

[WHOOooaaa...]

[Wait a second.]

[Lurking this now.]

[devwocean]

Mendacty?
Wwhat does that mean?

private psii<->summoner;

[rebull]

}:|

[devwocean]

You're not?
Oh.
Wwell, that's fine.
My question still stands.

[rebull]

1T'S A NAME.
g1VEN TO ME BY MY LUSUS.
sHOULD 1T MEAN SOMETH1NG?

private psii<->summoner;

[p2iioniicii2t]

What kiind of re2pon2e ii2 that?

[ Seriously, he's having a total freak out over here and desperately trying to keep everything from flying apart at the seams, and he gets a line-face emoticon in response? Summoner, how do you manage to irk him even now??? ]

[devwocean]

[It was just Dualscar being Dualscar. He didn't really mean anything by the words, and he doesn't bother to respond to this.

By the time the Helmsman arrives, he's found himself a chair near the coral and is still typing away with a faint scowl, lifting his head every so often to look around.]

[420]

WeLl, A BrOtHeR DiD AlL WeNt aNd gOt hIs fUcKiN NoOk cUlLeD
AnD DiD DoNe cAmE BaCk lIkE It aIn't wErE No bIg tHaNg.
So i'm gUeSsInG ThAt lIkE AlL FuCkIn cOuNtS As oBsErViNg tHaT WiCkEd sHiT.

[devwocean]

It doesn't make me feel better.
I couldn't possibly care less, it only made me curious.
Tell me more about this elevvator, Demmyx.

>:::;3

[sp8der8itch]

Sarcastic????????
I wasn't 8eing that.
Sheeeeeeeese who do you take me for?
Don't answer that.
8ack to 8ussisness.
I got here loooooooong ago.
This place is called Vatheon, 8ut you already know that 8y now.

private psii<->summoner;

[rebull]

>}:|

[Seriously, dude.]

[devwocean]

I think that counts.
Wwill you givv
Wwhat's your name?

[devwocean]

Usually a longer name is a title, like my owwn.
No matter.