First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

[ohshellno]

dont get back to me when none of them want anyfin to with you
youre on your own crodog

[justnevwerevwen]

i vwont need you!
especially not when ivwe convwinced my ancestor to go on that date vwith me.
then vwe vwill take ovwer this bubble vwith our beautiful romance.
and evweryone vwill be jealous of us for a change.
you vwill be so sorry that you thought you didnt want to be vwith me.

[ohshellno]

wat
fo real
i thought he had a flush crush already
didnt think he was the type to set his standards lower than the titanic

[justnevwerevwen]

so he says! but do you really believwe him?
and i vwill just ignore that last comment.
lets focus on eridan and his actual lack of a lovwer.

[ohshellno]

idk about him but i believe shouty nubs
id definitely believe both of them before i believe you

[justnevwerevwen]

oh you VWOULD believwe him.

[ohshellno]

way to repeat what i just said

[justnevwerevwen]

i mean you vwould believwe him for other reasons.
vwell let me tell you right nowv there is nothing he has that i dont havwe.
i havwe vway more than him in fact.
vwe both knowv that, evwen if youre in denial.

[ohshellno]

i dont got a clue what youre glubbin on about cropora


but if you dont quit flappin your fins in a sec im gonna rip em off an shove em up your gills

[justnevwerevwen]

owv.
i vwould havwe thought evwen you vwould havwe standards.
you cant just threaten to rip off a guys fins!
thats cruel evwen for someone like you!

[ohshellno]

wouldnt be cruel if you deserved it for gettin your fins up in a gills buseaness

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell didnt you get up in mine by questioning my date vwith eridan?
so its only fair if i question you and vwantas dont you think.

[ohshellno]

i didnt even ask you just fuckin told me

[justnevwerevwen]

yes.
but THEN you stuck your nose in our business.
so nyeh.

[ohshellno]

k whatever
im done
bye

[justnevwerevwen]

going off to talk to vwantas, i bet.

[ohshellno]

nope
betta things to do

[justnevwerevwen]

nyeh! fine! go off and do your supposed better things.
leavwe me here to get to knowv all my amazing newv human friends!

[ohshellno]

k bye

[justnevwerevwen]

its obvwious by this point that youre just jealous!
jealous and bitter because youre in the same boat as me.
vwell.


actually.
vwe really are in the same boat arent vwe?
so vwhy dont vwe vwork together then? you knowv, to put a stop to this matespritship that is obvwiously stupid and not meant to be.
vwhat do you say?

[ohshellno]

im not
your boat is the coddamn titanic ampora
we arent even in the same league

i said no scrod dammit
thats the dumbest thing i ever head get said