First Pickup Line; Text

[justnevwerevwen]

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

Comments

[toreadorkabull]

sURE, i GUESS,

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-=his image appears and here is seven sweep old tavros, seeming actually happy and content with life as he sits his SFC up where the video can catch him. he even has wings! though they appear to be mechanical=-

Hey, uh... Cronus, right?

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[justnevwerevwen]

[Cronus takes a moment to really look him up and down, eyebrows raising at the sight of those wings.]

Vwowv, it's uncanny just howv much you look like my Nitram.

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[toreadorkabull]

And you look, a lot like Eridan. Only... a lot less spangly. I think But I, uh... guess that is kind of the point, of being somehow related, in a genetic way.

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[justnevwerevwen]

Haha, I guess you COULD say I'm less... spangly. I am a guy of simple tastes and simple pleasures, after all. The perfect matesprit, honestly.

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[toreadorkabull]

What... would be a complicated pleasure? I, uh... never really thought about it.

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[justnevwerevwen]

...You knowv, I guess I nevwer really thought about it, either.

The tvwo of us could get together and find out though.

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[toreadorkabull]

-=too bad cronus is talking to a eunuch so there are certain things that don't come to mind right away. no urges you see=-

If you want! Maybe it could be like.. a complicated game, that is also fun to play.

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[justnevwerevwen]

...Really?

I mean of course you do. Vwhy vwouldn't you? Vwhere are you, vwe should meet up right nowv!

[You're underestimating his desperation. He will make this work.]

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[toreadorkabull]

-=but alas he is taken. the eunuch has a mateprit and cronus does not. l.o.l. =-

Sure?

I guess, I can do that. I am at my hive currently.

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[justnevwerevwen]

Can I get directions to your hivwe? I don't knowv my vway around this bubble so vwell yet.

[Flicking salt in the wounds...]

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[toreadorkabull]

-=seadwellers should be used to salt=-

I guess that depends, on where you are right now. We're uh, hive two, on Phanga. But I can come find you, so you don't get lost. I know where everything is.

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[justnevwerevwen]

Oh no, no! I can come find you. Vwe vwouldn't vwant to figure this stuff out in front of other people, vwould vwe? That might be a little awvkwvard. I vwill be there soon!

[And then he's flicking the video off and heading that way.]

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[toreadorkabull]

Uh... wait, what?

-=okay...??=-

[justnevwerevwen]

[It's too late, Tavros, he is on his way.

And soon? That's a knock on your door.]

[toreadorkabull]

-=a moment later the door opens and there's a large horned, robot legged young troll there to meet him=-

Hey.

[justnevwerevwen]

Vwell hello there!

[Cronus is just going to deftly slip through the door and step inside without waiting for an invite, before turning back around and giving Tavros a once over.]

Lookin' good.

[toreadorkabull]

-=ookay then. he'll just close the door and turn to face his visitor, metal framework fairywings laying flat against his back like an odd cloak.

he looks confused a moment and he looks down at himself, nothing special that he can see=-

Thanks, I, uh... I guess? Did you find it here, okay?

[justnevwerevwen]

I sure did! It vwas easy. Or maybe I vwas just determined. Probably a bit of both! I didn't keep you vwaiting too long, did i?

[toreadorkabull]

No not really! I don't think. I, uh... expected to be, waiting longer than I did, actually.

-=..n-now what?=-

C-can I.. get you anything?

[justnevwerevwen]

[Cronus puts a hand up to his chin and gives it a few thoughtful taps.]

Hmm... could I ask for a piece of yourself?

[toreadorkabull]

Uhhhhh.....

-=not as planned=-

M-myself?

[justnevwerevwen]

Yes! Yourself.

[He steps closer, getting all up in Tav's personal space.]

Vwhat do you say? I'm free in evwery quadrant.

[toreadorkabull]

-=he backs up until he hits the door, staring wide-eyes at the other troll=-

I, uh... h-have a matesprit?

[justnevwerevwen]

[He just steps eeeven closer, until he's practically got Tavros pinned against the door.]

I said I'm free in evwery quadrant. Vwho says pale can't pail?

[toreadorkabull]

P-p-p-!!

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Pail??