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vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

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I think I can do that! [Or at least he really hopes he can. If he can't impress himself, then what good is he? But let's not go towards those thoughts just yet! He hasn't been turned down yet. He still has a shot!

His thumb brushes over the top of Dualscar's hand slowly in small circles.]

Howv could I not impress you, vwhen vwe're both clearly so impressivwe? I grow into a vwery good looking troll, if I do say so myself.

[Now it's time to weigh pros and cons.

Pro: Dualscar hasn't gotten laid, well, in a couple of weeks anyway. But the main thing is that he hasn't gotten red-pailed in months, and before that drunken encounter with Summoner, he can't remember the last time.

Con: He's nine frickin sweeps old and Dualscar has the sneaking suspicion that Signless wouldn't approve.

Then again, it's the kid who's coming on to him. No one could call him the predator in this situation. Besides, when you're three centuries old and already involved with trolls who haven't even reached their second decade, age differences start to get fuzzy.

He lifts his free hand and catches Cronus' chin, looking into his eyes searchingly]

Let's not get too far ahead a ourselvves. I can understand wwhy you'd wwant somethin', and I ain't sayin' I'm against it in a general sense. But it seems to me a feww minutes ago you wwere pretty much smitten wwith Eridan. Noww here you are comin' on to me. Someone might get the wwrong idea about you.

[Nine sweeps plus several thousand of being in a dream bubble! So he's totally older and that last con doesn't even count. He's all pros, baby. Especially because Signless's opinion totally doesn't matter at all. At least not to Cronus. Why should it, anyway? He barely even knows who that is. And anyone who comes in the way of him getting some is clearly the enemy.

So like he said, all pros. Pros, pros, pros.

Cronus freezes when Dualscar catches him by the chin and his mouth falls open slightly, breath hitching in his throat. Okay. This is pretty much the most he's ever been touched by anyone else, unless probably getting punched counts as touching. It doesn't seem angry or anything, so Cronus can't help the sense of excitement that creeps through him over this.]

Vwha- [Oh. Eridan. Wow, he had forgotten about that guy already.] Vwell! If... If he can get ovwer me so easily, then I think I could do the same! He isn't vworth the heartbreak! And I don't care vwhat kind of ideas people might get about me, either!

You care wwhat ideas I might get. [Dualscar smirks slightly, showing a bit of white shark's teeth. The boy's obviously nervous, and Dualscar's honestly uncertain if Cronus can even handle him. It wouldn't be nice to break him, especially over a momentary flush crush, and on his very first day.] Are you goin' to get ovver me just as easily as that, too?

[Honestly when Dualscar smirks, instead of being too intimidated (well okay, he is slightly) all he can really think is 'Damn I'm fine.' Because honestly, has he seen himself? So much hot troll in this room between the two of them.]

Vwell... I don't knowv! I think that you vwould, uh... Havwe to stop leading me on, so I can see vwhere these feelings go! But vwhy vwould I havwe to, anyvway? I'm pretty sure that I said it, but I vwill say it again... vwe are a damn good match...

[Now there's a good, long, thoughtful silence. Now he rather wishes he'd read a few more of the threads Cronus had, because this is a bit odd.

Then again, he is very attractive and impressive, and maybe this is just a fantasy that Cronus has nursed for a long time. Eridan himself also had worshipful fantasies about Dualscar, and those initial fanboy feelings have now deepened to an important, deep relationship for both of them. Why shouldn't he indulge him?

So he releases him and stands]

Followw me, then.

[The silence that follows has Cronus feeling nervous. It's almost as if he can feel his chance coming, like he knows he's finally going to get laid. It has him nearly hyperventilating with excitement. Because how can Dualscar say no? It's just impossible. Absolutely, positively impossible.

And holy shit he is standing up, and the words that follow have Cronus standing instantly. Holy shit is this real life? Please be real life, please do not be a fantasy. Please be real life forever.]

You got it, chief! Let's go!

~~[He will follow you until you love him, your Cronaraaaazzi.]~~

[Unaware of Signless' hypothetical disapproval, Dualscar leads his young charge to a door and opens it, then down the staircase beyond into the basement of his hive. The air down here is moist, and a bit warmer than above, and the reason for it is revealed quickly as a luxurious tiled spa.

Dualscar pulls off his shirt without ceremony and glances at Cronus, the corner of his lip curled upwards.]

Let's get into the wwater, hmm? More comfortable that wway.

[Cronus follows, down the stares, looking around curiously as they made it to the basement. It's nicer down here, no question about it, and then when he sees the spa, his eyebrows raise. What a great place he has here, wow.

When his attention turns back to Dualscar, he's honestly startled (in a VERY good way) when he sees that Dualscar's shirt is off. Oh. Hello there. He guesses he should take his off too, right? Yeah.]

Yeah, that sounds... like a plan...

[He's staring, and not at all subtly. It's a few moments before he snaps out of it and gets his own shirt off, tossing it aside carelessly.]

Cough yeah we should probably head over here, yep.

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I guess a warning is in order that this is getting VERY NSFW

I guess a warning is in order that this is getting VERY NSFW