[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

[rebull]

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

Comments

casually filling Vou's inbox 2/3

[420]

HaHa i mEaN
ThAt sOuNdS AlL LiKe sOmEtHiNg
I ShOuLd'vE KnOw bEfOrE I DoNe dId tElL SiGnLeSs aBoUt
EqUiUs' BuLgE
...

[rebull]

hE ALWAYS SEEMS A L1TTLE WORR1ED WHEN HE SPEAKS TO ME.
k1NDA MAKES A GUY WONDER 1F HE EVEN L1KES ME.

sHY?
oH,
hM,
wELL 1 GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.
hE'S A LOT LESS SHY THEN 1 WAS THOUGH...
eR,
uHH, nOT ANYMORE,
oBV1OUSLY,
yEAH.

indigo everywhere. also embarrasment. 3/3

[420]

I'M ReAl fUcKiN ShItTy aT ThIs.

/sob

[rebull]

wHOA WHOA WHOA,
wHAT?
aNY BULGE RELATED TALK ABOUT eQU1US CAN BE RELATED TO t1NKER,
dO GO ON.

[bestestfurrend]

oh no hes like that with efuryone!
i think he likes you a lot actually!
he just gets afurraid of saying the wrong thing
but if you talk to him more hell get more comfurtable with you yup yup

you were
shyer
than tavros?!
i didnt think that was pawsibble!
you should tell him that you know

[text!] but he doesn't want fun. BC

[aim_exorable]

D --> Y
D --> No
D --> Would you kindly do me a favor and stab yourself with your lancekind?

Text;

[rebull]

nAH,
1 WON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THAT.

[Not on purpose anyway.]

aLL R1GHT,
1T'S A DATE.
sOPOR AND fAYGO AT SOME PO1NT.
sHOULD WE 1NV1TE ANYONE ELSE?
oR UH,
1S THAT NOT REALLY SOMETH1NG THAT WOULD BE ENJOYABLE TO MANY?
sOPOR 1 MEAN.

[VIDEO!] We can change that.

[rebull]

Y-?

[Said with a rather gasped breath, and sti~ll smiling.]

But Tink, it's not my lancekind I'm after here.

/weeping gently

[aim_exorable]

D --> Cavalreaper
D --> Be quiet

[bestestfurrend]

I DONT THINK EQUIUS WOULD APURRCIATE THAT FURRY MUCH alskdjsakl

[her poor ex-moirailish eyes]

[rebull]

1 DON'T TH2NK THAT K1D COULD EVER SAY THE WRONG TH1NG TO ANYONE.

yEAH.
tELL H1M?
hMM.
mAYBE,
1 GUESS THAT WOULD HELP H1M SEE THAT PEOPLE CAN CHANGE,
dEAL W1TH THE1R PROBLEMS.

let daddy save you from embarrassment with action, Gamson

[aim_exorable]

[And then Darkleer walked to where Gamzee was in the hive and just patiently held out his hand.]

[Looking so.]

[very]

[vexed.]

Let us try this again.

[rebull]

bUT YOUR BULGE, dARKLEER!
yOUR BULGE!

/paps gently

[420]

WoAh wOaH WoAh hEy.
Uh, I DiG YoU AnD AlL, bUt tHeRe aIn't aLl nO ReAsOn
FoR YoU To fUcKiN Be iN ThE KnOw oF ThAt.
I MeAn lIkE
ThAt's mInE AnD KaRkAt's.
ShIt.
I MeAn, EqUiUs'.
If hE WaNtS To tElL YoU He aLl gOt a hUgE BuLgE He'lL Do iT HiMsElF.

[He was trying to protect his matesprit's dignity, okay? He was trying.]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Miss Nepeta
D --> You may want to scroll past this conversation

[Oh god his life.]

[bestestfurrend]

i dont think so either
but hes afuraid he will all the time ://

yes exactly!!
i think it would help him lots and lots

It can't get any worse. really

[420]

Aight.

[holding out his hand obligingly. Hey, he's not good at this, okay? He so used to just speaking his mind.]

[bestestfurrend]

[And somewhere nearby a kitty troll suddenly needed a fainting couch.]

[aim_exorable]

D --> Do not make me arrive at your place of residence
D --> I will stick your horns into a batch of coral again
D --> And not assist you this time

[Where are his towels, sob.]

[bestestfurrend]

DARKL33R MAKE THEM STOP
poor equius hes going to be so embarrassed :((

Audio

[kingwithnocrown]

[And have a phone call. Izaya was never very good at being sympathetic- or in this case- empathetic.

Now there's just some laughter coming through.]

My, Lysunder, how revealing! I'm almost charmed by that. You do know most people never take someone like you seriously as far as romanticism goes? Even with such a sweet confession. Although I can't help but wonder- flings are steps to what exactly?

I wonder what it's like to be so consumed by carnal desires. Hnn...Well if you like, you can take me on a date! It'll be fun and I have nothing to do anyway. Besides I really don't like being alone right now.

[....Well. He doesn't seem to have anything to say about that :| So he just pretends he never even said it.]

[rebull]

yOU'RE GETT1NG CLOSE.
sT1CK MY HORN...
wHERE NOW?
tRY AGA1N.
bUT TH1S 1S YOU SAY1NG THAT 1F 1 KEEP BE1NG BAD YOU'LL PUN1SH ME?
uH,
cOME HERE,
aND PUN1SH ME?
hOW COULD 1 EVER STOP NOW?

don't invoke murphy's law, Dees!

[aim_exorable]

[Fist step: Take away the SFC.]

[Second step: Take out a marker.]

[Third step: Write down in large B100 letters "READ BEFORE SENDING A TEXT MESSAGE, THERE IS A CURSE GOING ON - darkleer"]

[rebull]

...
hUGE YOU SAY.
1NTEREST1NG.
dARKLEER, aNY COMMENTS?

Text;

[420]

Uh. DoN'T KnOw iF ThErE Is aLl mAnY MoThErFuCkErS ThErE
WhAt dOnE WaNnA TrY It.
SoMeTiMeS It iS FuCkIn eAsIeR To gEt yOuR ChIlL On wItH JuSt
A FeW BrOtHeRs tHeRe tHoUgH.