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[bethehugejerk]

[Appearing on screen is a troll, grey-skinned and scowling, utterly unamused as he holds up a tan choker with a heart design. Guess who Sandy Claws visited?]

Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.

But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.

... On that same subject, though.

[He shifts, coughs.]

If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?

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[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

Have the scientists been known to disclose any info? I uh, I haven't much taken an interest in that, but since we're talking about it, and you're a good person to ask, figured I've give it a shot, heh.

[Private - Audio]

[bethehugejerk]

Carol clarified some stuff for me the first time I spoke to her, so I'd say she's the most likely bet if you want to grill her. If you don't get anything, though, I won't be surprised - she acted like she was giving even that much at risk to herself.

[Private - Audio]

[rebull]

A risk. Huh. [A pause.]

Y'know, none of the animals don't have an idea about what's going on here either. Risks. [A bitter laugh.]

Least back home I knew what the heck they were. Here's it's- different. Guess they at least pretend like it's all okay, makes it easier for most of us.