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caughtinanetwork2012-12-16 06:51 pm
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-12-16 06:51 pm
043 ♋ [VIDEO]
[Appearing on screen is a troll, grey-skinned and scowling, utterly unamused as he holds up a tan choker with a heart design. Guess who Sandy Claws visited?]
Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.
But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.
... On that same subject, though.
[He shifts, coughs.]
If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?
Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.
But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.
... On that same subject, though.
[He shifts, coughs.]
If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?
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NO, MY LUSUS IS NOT ACTUALLY HERE, NUMBGLOBES.
AS YOU MAY HAVE FAILED TO NOTICE, OUR LUSII ARE ALL DEAD BECAUSE PAST ME WAS A DIPSHIT TOO STUBBORN TO LISTEN TO YOU.
IT'S A
SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO REMIND ME OF HIM, ALRIGHT, BIG FUCKING DEAL.
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what i2 thi2 mythical bada22 0bject exactly?
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ALSO, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SCREW OFF.
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hehehe, it mu2t be g00d.
c0me 0n, what i2 it?
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AND I TOLD YOU IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, SO QUIT ASKING.
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it mu2t be really embarra22ing.
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IT'S NOT EMBARRASSING, I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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it'2 t0tally embarra22ing.
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LET ALONE SPILL WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS.
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WAS THERE SOME OFFICIAL VATHEON-WIDE POLICY INSTATED THAT I CAN'T KEEP SOME THINGS TO MYSELF
BROUGHT TOGETHER BY THE MOST INCOMPETENT COUNCIL OF FRONDGROPING DOUCHENOZZLES YOU COULD GATHER TOGETHER
ALL FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF STRIKING DOWN PERSONAL PRIVACY ON THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN THAT IMPORTANT BEYOND A CERTAIN NOOKSPONGE'S AMUSEMENT?
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I AM VIOLATING THE POLICY, CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED.
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I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE DEALT WITH EITHER OF THEM
NOT TEREZI'S DRUBBING
OR SLAP FIGHTS
OR CACKLING
OR OBSESSIVE NEED TO SNIFF ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
AND WHAT WOULD REDGLARE EVEN DO ABOUT THIS.
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2he gave me an adult title and everything when we met.
i'm the purvey0r.
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SHE LIKES ME TOO, DOOFUS, AND I DON'T NEED A TITLE AS PROOF FOR IT.
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it wa2 ju2t c00l.
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and it'2 0nly 2illy, n0t a real title.
d0n't take everything 20 2eri0u2ly.
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