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[bethehugejerk]

[Appearing on screen is a troll, grey-skinned and scowling, utterly unamused as he holds up a tan choker with a heart design. Guess who Sandy Claws visited?]

Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.

But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.

... On that same subject, though.

[He shifts, coughs.]

If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?

Comments

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[acebrotective]

Cool story, bro.

Y'done? I think we're done. 'Kay, bye trollbro.

[Click!]

[video]

[bethehugejerk]

[What.]

[Calling back!]

Don't you hang up on me! My insults are like an atomic bomb of rage, destroying all in their path with no question called. You don't just get to brush it off with a "cool story, bro." It's not a story, I'm not your bro, and nuclear hateblivion will befall your vaporized corpse before I let you call the shots.

[video]

[acebrotective]

It's kind of cool how super dedicated to the hate thing you are, s'all. Like even calling me back? Wow, dude, we've just met, I didn't know you cared so much.

[But he already told him about the choker belonging to Yukari so it's pretty done in his mind???]

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[bethehugejerk]

It's not that kind of hate!

[God damnit. Now he's more irritated - on top of the rest.]

Would you pull your head out of your ass? I don't care about you; it's a principal thing.

[video]

[acebrotective]

...Not that kind of hate? The hell are you talking about?

[video]

[bethehugejerk]

Oh my god, you ignorant douchewaffle. What did you even say that for? If you don't know what I mean, what is even the point of making a big deal about me calling you back?

[video]

[acebrotective]

Because you care about insulting and hating people that clearly don't give a shit? Like, what else?

[video]

[bethehugejerk]

And I told you, it's a principal thing. You disrespected my trolling. You didn't even listen to the insult, did you?

[video]

[acebrotective]

Nah, not really. It's kinda stupid.

[He's not the type to revel in negative things, after all, he doesn't understand what the appeal is to anyone else.]

[video]

[bethehugejerk]

It wasn't stupid! It was carefully thought out to convey proper offense, you uncultured phlegmlobe.

[video]

[acebrotective]

And whoopdeedoo, so you think I'm stupid, you're not the first one to say that. On some days I'd agree with you.

But I'm not trying to get into a contest on who can be more annoying here, I'm saying I've said my piece--that's my friend's choker--so we're done. Bye.

[video]

[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat utterly scowls for a good moment there.]

Fine, fuck off, and don't talk to me again for anything.

[Click.]