3rd Sandvich

[sandvich_good]

[The feed turns on an all you wonderful residents are greeted by a very large Russian man.]

Hello. For those of you who do not know me, I am Heavy Weapons Guy. No, that is not real name and no I will not tell you it. Is classified.

[A shrug from the giant man.]

Anyway, name is not important. What is important is that city has become more and more dangerous as time passes. Is not good. From posts on tiny starfish, already at least one person has died.

Therefore, I would like to propose idea. I have knowledge of gun use as well as boxing skills, so I could help with some sort of self defense and gun use. That way, at least no one would be helpless against attacks against city and attacks from other residents. Shooting range and boxing ring is inside base, so I will give directions at end of message.

Also. RED Base, base I mentioned before, is now fully operational. I will discuss it with comrades, but I heard someone propose safe houses. RED Base should be able to act as one should everything go smoothly.

That is all. If you would like to get some help, just follow directions.

[And after the directions have been posted via text, the message ends.]

Comments

[sandvich_good]

I think I may have heard something about him. Will consider it.

[Right on the nose, actually.

Heavy's face lights up when he hears that.]

Oh? He is boxer?

[tsundyne]

Sure is! He's pretty good, too--his name's Akihiko.

[His accent's one she's never heard before, but at the very least she can mostly understand it.]

Ring any bells?

[sandvich_good]

[Dem Russians ;W;]

Da, I think so. Someone mentioned him having training.

[tsundyne]

[In Soviet Russia, accent speak y--

okay no I won't make that joke]

Yeah. I don't think he's got a schedule planned out yet, but I bet he'd be more than willing to talk it over with you.

[...]

I should also mention that he's also been wanting to work with a gun. [Like you know, a real one you don't shoot into your head to summon weird shit.] So I'm sure he'd love to hear what you have to say about that, too.

[sandvich_good]

[TOO LATE]

Oh? Am liking this Akihiko person already.

...that is how you pronounce name, right? Am not so good with foreign names.

[tsundyne]

...No, you got it. A-kee-hee-ko.

[Mostly. Eh. It's not a perfect pronunciation, but it isn't bad enough and she doesn't quite care enough to correct him beyond that.]

Mine is Yukari, while we're at it.

[sandvich_good]

Yu-ka-ri.

[A pause, he goes over it a few times, mouthing it.]

Alright, I think I have it.

[Why can't you people have normal names, like Steve or Sarah, gosh.]

[tsundyne]

[Because they're from kawaii Japans!!]

Good! [Again, close enough.] And...you really go by "Heavy Weapons Guy"? Seems kinda long.

[sandvich_good]

[Fair enough, considering he is from Soviet Russia~]

Most people call me Heavy, so is fine if you call me that.

[tsundyne]

[Ohh, yeah...that's right.]

You're Italy's friend.

[sandvich_good]

Da, I am. You know Italy?

[tsundyne]

A little.

He helped out once. Last I checked someone was chasin' after him and he was waiting for you and some other guy to get home...

How's he been?

Late train rides on. D:

[sandvich_good]

He has been fine. Seems whatever scared him has not shown up again.

/hops on <3

[tsundyne]

That's good.

I don't suppose you ever found out who or what it was? He was a little too freaked to tell me properly...

[Or he couldn't remember.

Either way, she didn't know much.]

Late again. D:

[sandvich_good]

No, never found out who. Suppose is no longer important, though.

[tsundyne]

...Right. Guess they must've backed off.

[She can't blame them, he's kinda scary looking, okay...

Heavy, that is. Not Italy.]

[sandvich_good]

Is good. Was in no mood to deal with whoever it was.

[What are you talking about, what sane person isn't afraid of white flags?]

[tsundyne]

[She simply nods.

In truth, she hadn't been much in the mood to deal with it either, which is why she was glad Heavy and Medic got home when they did at the time.]

...Okay.

Well, anyway--let me know if do end up training with my senpai. I wouldn't mind sitting in sometime.

[To watch, y'know.]

[sandvich_good]

Da, I will. And would be nice to have spectator. Gives reason to train harder.

[tsundyne]

Great. [Huh, she hadn't thought about it like that. She supposes that applies to Akihiko, too--

Though he already has plenty of reasons to train.]

Then I'll be in touch.