Karkat Vantas ♋ carcinoGeneticist (
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caughtinanetwork2012-12-16 06:51 pm
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[Appearing on screen is a troll, grey-skinned and scowling, utterly unamused as he holds up a tan choker with a heart design. Guess who Sandy Claws visited?]
Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.
But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.
... On that same subject, though.
[He shifts, coughs.]
If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?
Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.
But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.
... On that same subject, though.
[He shifts, coughs.]
If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?
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[Yes, let's not.]
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[Are you trying to offend him, Karkat? Because this boy doesn't offend easily.]
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[Karkat by contrast is pretty easy to offend, given the right subject.]
Do you see these teeth? Do you see the sickle?
[He grits his fangs and draws his regisickle.]
I am stone cold badass and I would thresh your shit six ways from earth Sunday if I had a mind to, which fortunately for you I don't. The point, either way, is shut your flat-toothed trap.
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Not the intended reaction by far, but he's stifling a snort into his hand.]
No you're definitely more an uglycute plush some girl would have on her shelf. I see your pudge and your big old eyes and your nubby little horns.
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Y'done? I think we're done. 'Kay, bye trollbro.
[Click!]
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[Calling back!]
Don't you hang up on me! My insults are like an atomic bomb of rage, destroying all in their path with no question called. You don't just get to brush it off with a "cool story, bro." It's not a story, I'm not your bro, and nuclear hateblivion will befall your vaporized corpse before I let you call the shots.
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[But he already told him about the choker belonging to Yukari so it's pretty done in his mind???]
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[God damnit. Now he's more irritated - on top of the rest.]
Would you pull your head out of your ass? I don't care about you; it's a principal thing.
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[He's not the type to revel in negative things, after all, he doesn't understand what the appeal is to anyone else.]
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But I'm not trying to get into a contest on who can be more annoying here, I'm saying I've said my piece--that's my friend's choker--so we're done. Bye.
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Fine, fuck off, and don't talk to me again for anything.
[Click.]