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three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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SO IT'S OFFICIAL NOW, HUH?

wow. were you anticipating it?

LOOK UP, DID I SAY THAT?
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, NO I DIDN'T.
I AM MAKING A REASONABLE EXTRAPOLATION BASED OFF THE FACT YOU AND ARADIA WERE DATING
WEREN'T YOU?
SO UNLESS SOME OTHER LADY HAS COME OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND TAKEN THE SPOT AS "EARTH GIRLFRIEND" TO ONE JOHN HUMAN EGBERT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GUESS IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

you totally caught me.
dave and i fell madly in love with each other and we had to dump jade and aradia for each other.
also he is totally a woman.
haha jk

Edited 2012-01-21 08:11 (UTC)

i hope you drown egbert
not only did you tell someone our deepest and darkest secret
that were actually die hard in love with each other
but you went and gave away my true gender
now everyone will know
that i have no dick
you dont know what this does to a girl
whos been pretending to be a dude for so long
all those therapy sessions ill need
is on your head now
seriously

i am so sorry, sweetheart.
but i had to tell the world how much i love and value you or else i was going to explode.

Edited 2012-01-21 08:22 (UTC)

im just incredibly offended
sheesh
im like crying and shit
how could you do this to me???

don't cry!
your eyes will go all puffy and you will ruin your mascara.

i dont wear mascara
i mean i would
but the sunglasses just kind of make it useless
i still wear that awesome puffy princess pink lipstick you got me
it makes me feel purdy
pretty
wow how did that even slip out

hahahaha!
oh god, you have such a stupid accent.

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WAIT, DAVE AND JADE?

well i don't know if it is official but it might be.
how did you not know? i thought you liked gossip??

I'M NOT A GOSSIPER!
DO I LOOK LIKE I KEEP TABS ON EVERYONE'S ROMANTIC DEVELOPMENTS??
I'M NOT NEPETA, I DON'T KEEP A SHIPPING WALL
OTHERWISE I WOULD MAKE SURE TO FASTIDIOUSLY SCRAWL DOWN JOHN <3 MORONIC BULLSHIT 4EVER.

well what about your strict policy on strictly no interspecies make outs?

THAT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.

ok but what is your policy on interspecies ectobabies?
jk!

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[TEXT] chokes on spit

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[TEXT] see I am working on the too serious thing :>

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[TEXT] you are doing an awesome job i am cracking up

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[TEXT] wow typo. *look at your, not look are you fsdhgdfa

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[TEXT] i. did not even notice.

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:33 < thats not how you k33p a shipping wall karkitty!!

SEE
THAT'S WHY I DON'T BOTHER.
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURS, I DON'T CARE.

Edited 2012-01-21 12:11 (UTC)

:33 < h33h33 oh i am i am!!

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:33 < is tomorrow okay fur our tea purrty karkitty?

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IGNORE THE SHIT THAT EGBE
...
ignore the shit egbert says
wow
sorry
i like almost caps all over this shit
i also apparently seem to be losing my grasp on the english language
seek help

HA HA HA.
AFTER THAT TIME YOU GAVE ME SHIT IN THAT MEMO, I THINK I AM MORE THAN A LITTLE JUSTIFIED IN CALLING YOU ON THE REEK OF THAT EXCREMENT.
YOU AND JADE
WHO THINKS THE CHART'S STUPID NOW, STRIDER?

wow
i take back what i said about egbert should drown
go drown somewhere vantas
what jade and i do is none of your fucking business anyways
so suck it

NO THANKS, ALREADY GOT SOMEONE TO HATE ME.

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...
but when i told you i liked aradia instead of rose you thought your chart was null and stupid.

1) YOU'RE DUMB
2) THE CHART WAS ALREADY RIGHT ONCE
3) ROSE ISN'T EVEN HERE ANYMORE
4) THINGS ARE WEIRD HERE ANYWAY
5) THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT INACCURATE WITH THOSE TWO!

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