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Sketch 6 | Video

[Namine looks very happy, quite proud of herself actually. From the looks of it, she's sitting at her table with something fluffy and grey in front of her. She moves the SFC video to show that the fluffy grey thing in front her was in fact, a small bunny.]

I finally found a pet! I read that there were really small rabbits and decided to get one, they aren't that hard to take care of either.

[She brings her finger up to pet its head lightly.]

But...I don't know what to name him. Does anyone have any ideas?

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[Video] 08 Feathers

[It looks like the Strider residence has adopted a new bird into their family. A cockatiel is resting on Davesprite's shoulder, looking very pleased with itself.]

I found him in my room flying about like a little asshole. I can only guess that it was either Dirk or Bro who was the culprit in this case. Whichever one of you did it, fuck you, too.

[He doesn't really seem terribly angry about it, just slightly annoyed as he rubs the bird's beak.]

Anyway, his name's Pájaro. He likes listening to Spanish and his favorite treat is a green grape, but he'll go for a red one if it's offered. His favorite song is the Tetris theme. Oh, and someone taught him to bite if anyone says kiss twice. So don't do it.

( Locked to: Bro, Dirk, Nanaki, Leo, Rose, Death the Kid, John, Roxy, Jade )

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[audio] Big Bad World One

...Vatheon.

[The voice over the feed may be familiar to some, although perhaps they do not know it as being this flat, this devoid of much of any feeling to speak of.]

I am curious: for what reason do you exist? I do not mean in the simple scheme of how you came into being - what drives you? Why do you live instead of contenting yourselves with mere survival? For what purpose do you rise in the morning? Or have you even considered it...?

...I await your answers.

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10 [video] sorry for the fire

[In this video, there is a lot of smoke clogging up the view. A smoke detector is going off as well, so there is an annoying beeping throughout the video, or at least until someone goes to turn it off. But even after the person in the video- who looks like Leo, by the way, but is definitely acting different than Leo normally does- also goes and opens a window to let the smoke out of the room.

After taking care of those few tasks, the person in Leo's body finally turns their attention to the SFC.]

Okay, Leo? I could really really REALLY use some help right about now.

[As not!Leo says that, a towel in the background spontaneously catches on fire. Then not!Leo lets out a very unmanly scream as they turn to go put out the fire, knocking over the SFC and turning it off in the process.]

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ᴄᴀʀʙᴏɴ [video]

[When the video opens, it's on Vatheon's resident doggirl! Hello, Vatheon, Jade is just minding her own business sitting on a bed with what looks like a sleeping figure behind her.]

...You know, it's pretty rude for a boyfriend to go into a coma and not consider that you might want to go with him! Especially when weird stuff like this starts happening.

[Jade, that's silly, you're silly. She sighs and spins the SFC so the view of the camera moves around wildly.]

This is stupid, is it Sunday yet?

[And with that charming bit of business out of the way, Jade shuts off the feed.]

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Who is responsible for this?!

[Equius is on the network, and he's not cold, or at least, that's not what he's complaining about.]

Whoever sent me such a vile, depraved thing, confess immediately! This is entirely inappropriate and deeply cultural insensitive! Tell me who you are at once!

[So he can punch you in the face. Or at least yell at you some more.]

I advise all trolls and young humans to avert their eyes, as I'm about to show you something filthy and disgraceful. [Very quickly, he flashes this game in front of the SFC.] The culprit needs to confess now. I demand it.

[OOC: dammit, Leo, look what you've done. It seems this has been one successful prank pulled.]

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[It's been quite some time since the Head Nurse has ~~terrorized~~ graced Vatheon with her presence. She's been hard at work figuring out just what they did to fix the coral, and she's found out some very interesting things.]

Good morning, Vatheonites! It has been quite some time, hasn't it? And you have been terribly busy. We have a couple things to address.

Firstly, it was quite an ingenious solution you thought up for the coral, I am impressed. Who was it that thought it up, hmm? If you come forward, we might let you have an up close look at our facilities. I know you've been itching to get a look at them for awhile now.

Secondly, it seems that the Head Priestess lost her life in the commotion of fixing the coral. It's really quite a shame, but we didn't get to her in time to bring her back, so I'm afraid she's gone permanently.

[She doesn't seem to think it's a shame at all. In fact, she's smiling wider than ever.]

I do hope we can prevent such a tragedy again. You've all been behaving yourselves so nicely and not creating extra work for us. It would be very... unfortunate if that were to change.

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07: suddenly hats [video]

Okay, it might just be me, but doesn't anyone else think it's strange that all these hats are sticking on people's heads? I'm pretty sure it's another curse, but 'oh look you have a hat stuck on your head' just seems a little...I dunno, weak?

...

You know, I wonder what would happen if you put a hat on top of another hat that someone was wearing.

[Clearly someone should do this. For science.

But not Nanaki, no. She is not the wearer of hats.]

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[Text]

For those of you who might give a fuck, Jake English is gone from the bubble again.
The kid's going to earn himself a title of flighty broad, at this rate.
Maybe the third time's the charm, if our "great and powerful God" deigns to deliver him a third time.
I rather suspect that it's too busy quoting Dirty Harry at us and our delightful circumstance.

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twenty eighth flame: video; { costumes and cooking

[It looks like Rin is finally getting out of his slump. He actually looks cheerful today, and there's a good reason for that.

When he appears on the network, he's wearing an interesting outfit that might be familiar to some, grinning like a dope. The glasses and the scarf came from the Nostalgia Nook, but the jacket, gloves and boots are more worn and faded, giving the impression that he likely snagged them from his father's closet rather than finding them elsewhere.

(He did find them elsewhere. And no, he didn't ask permission to borrow them.)]

Check it out! I found these glasses at the Nostalgia Nook, and they totally look like Dad's! Just in time for Halloween, right? I mean if I can't actually get to Paladin here I might as well dress up like the best Paladin ever for Halloween!

[Rin you are a Class A Dork.

He holds his arms out, doing a little turn with his sword on his back, thinking that he looks awesome but really he's just being silly. But the glasses do look kind of nice on him, oddly enough.

But eventually he decides that's enough for now, and he takes the glasses off and sits back down in front of the SFC.]

Okay but really, that's not what I wanted to talk about. I was actually wonderin' if anyone wanted some like... serious cooking lessons. See I offered to teach Minako, and I know there's a few others who've been interested, so I figured I'd offer properly and all that.

Just let me know - if I get enough I might even start an actual class! That'd be cool, yeah?

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006; video

((ooc; note, post is backdated to the day before the festival starts))

[ When the video clicks on, Roxy is sitting on the bed in her room, grinning. A lot. ]

Okay so recent tragedies and all aside, the market's got some bitchin new clothes in. Like holy shit if you like shopping at all I would recommend going and picking up some new threads because woah. Woah.

Anyshit, check these babies out.

[ She leans back and lifts one of her legs up to reveal her newest pair of shoes. ]

Aren't they hot. WAIT oh my god I have the perfect thing to wear with these.

[ Roxy gets up and moves, too fast, off screen toward her closet.

A second later there's a low shriek, followed by a muffled crack, and finally ending with a lot of crashing.

Once everything settles, Roxy can be heard. ]

I'm okay! Everything's okay! Might've broken my ankle but whatever it doesn't even hurt all that bad.

[ And... yep. That sure is Roxy hobbling back in front of the screen again. Blessedly, her ankle is out of view, but rest assured, it is definitely broken. She grins and gives the camera a thumbs up. ]

As I was saying. Awesome new shit. Go look.

[ And that's where the feed ends. ]

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[Video] 07 Feathers

[Davesprite looks like he just woke up. Amazing that he feels more tired after sleeping for three straight weeks. Note to self: try to avoid that in the future.]

I'd say this is for the sake of science or something along those lines, but since it's truth week, I doubt it'd let me say that. So, I'm just going to say that this is me exploiting the hell out of this curse by asking this question publicly.

[Dramatic pause!]

What are your most embarrassing guilty pleasures? I'm surprised nobody has asked this already, Jesus.

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[Video/Text] 06 Feathers

[The video isn't his fault. His SFC falls onto the floor and starts recording. There's only a flash of an orange wing and some orange ghost tail before...nothing. Just blue sky up on the island.

There's a long pause, as if the person is in a state of disbelief.]

Shit.

[He says this almost conversationally before an orange hand with deadly-looking nails reaches down, and turns off the feed.

A few hours later, the following messages are made:]

well
looks like were in some deep shit
dont think ive seen that woman in blue before
who the hell is she

( Private: Bro Strider and Dirk Strider )

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[Video]

[For those familiar with Dirk, they might notice something unusual about him today- for all that he usually wears shirts decorated with hats, he hasn't ever been a fan of wearing them. Until now, apparently, considering he's wearing one right now. It goes a long way toward making him look like Bro Strider, which is impressive, since they already look like clones.

It doesn't seem like he's about to talk about that, though.]

I have to say, I'm impressed by the amount of whining we've gotten for a simple curse like this. Jesus shit, it's a minor one, calm your tits and deal.

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cake 3 | audio

I thought Jake was merely taking an extended adventure.

[She laughs, almost bitterly. She doesn't know if she's upset or..relieved?]

It seems he actually went home. I should have known better than to get attached.
If anyone was unaware, Jake English has gone back home.

[Done. End of feed.]

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video | action for the villa

[ Thud

-- goes the SFC device and following it is a small, black and fuzzy mass. The camera spins a little on its side before focusing (sideways) on said black and fuzzy mass slowly start to move. Two paws stretch out and it yawns loudly, ears pulling back.

Oh, it's a cat. An odd one at that, judging by the two small horns on its head.]

Ugh, I feel like I've been in a coma... [And it just talked too.

Oblivious to the SFC recording the odd cat walks back over to the bed he fell out of and reaches up with a paw to drag a pillow off and onto the floor.

So that he may crawl back on top of it and curl up for another nap. What a cat.]

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[Video] 05 Feathers (Backdated to a couple of hours after Cronus' arrival)

[There is a door. On this door, there is a sign. This sign resembles one of those "beware of dog" ones, but it says "beware of dogwitch" in bright orange letters.

People can probably hear someone tearing the shit out of something on the inside.

Now, the camera's moving away from the destruction that's on the other side of the door.]

Okay, so, a couple of things I wanna address to the bubble at large. Number one, don't piss off Jade Harley. Just. Just don't.

Number two, don't even attempt to talk to her right now on your own volition if you value your life and sanity.

Number three, if she starts a conversation and it's pretty fucking obvious she's still pissed off, just go along with whatever she says and keep questions to a minimum.

Number four...if you're the one who pissed her off, I'm warning you right now. Don't contact her for the rest of the day if you value your skin 'cause she's in a mood to shrink you to the size of an ant and stuff you into a jar for later pain.

That's your PSA for today.

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First Pickup Line; Text

vwell vwell vwell.
i bet none of you knewv i vwas here did you? thats because unlike most of you chumps, i decided to vwatch and learn before i came crying to the netvwork like a total lamer!
and because i figured this vwould givwe me the most dramatic entrance. i alvways did like havwing a little flair.
so nowv that thats out of the vway, i can introduce myself properly to all you cats and kittens.
the names cronus ampora. this place blowvs the dream bubbles out of the vwater by far.
hahahaha im such a car.
do you see vwhat i did there? blowvs it out of the vwater?
i slay myself.
so howv about coming and introducing yourselvwes? im itching to meet all of you avwesome people.

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001 | Text

[Good afternoon, Vatheon. Did you happen to catch a glimpse of a mysterious blur moving across rooftops? Perhaps even stopping for a few seconds, only to move on? That would've been Bro. He was out exploring, Cal slung across his shoulders like a backpack. With his speed, he finished his tour of the city in less than five minutes. Brochure aside, he just needed to know what he was dealing with. What sort of place he's in and what sort of people wander around here. The lack of feisty mermaids and singing seafood is a little disappointing. Still, he should count himself lucky he's able to walk around here at all, considering his last moments back 'home'.

Now that he's done scouting the area and more or less come to terms with the situation, he has no choice but to access the starfish network. If Dave is here... He needs to know.]

bro.

if you are here. plaza. now.

dont worry about cal. i got him.

[There's a sigh of frustration when he finishes writing. He feels like he's trying to send a text message with a Gameboy. The really old, bulky kind. This is going to take some getting used to.]

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[Video] 04 Feathers

[Okay. Here's the scene. It's the middle of the day, and everything looks pretty normal in whoever's kitchen part of his/her apartment.

All of a sudden, pick a Katy Perry song. At max volume.

Cue Davesprite entering the scene, carrying in baking supplies for assorted baked goods. It might be brownies. It might be cookies. It might even be a cake. Either way, Davesprite is baking while blasting Katy Perry. Why the hell not?

...Okay, and he might be singing along a little bit. Shut up.]